We are in the age of 5-95 years old, all depends on what mood or pains we have that day….. Childish like 5 year olds sometimes and grumpy and stiff like very old guys sometimes. You know, most people on a cruise is over 80…

Oh, and we are night people, so do not try to speak with us too early in the mornings and expect to get a decent answer. Hmmm, come to think about it, do not ever expect to get a decent answer ;-)

The twinkle in our eyes and laugh is never far away, so do not take anything we write too seriously!!!

We’re cruising away from the cold Sweden during the awful winter months November-April - in our dreams! Cruising the Mediterranean or Caribbean Sea with only pleasures and relaxation with a cold drink in our hands. Probably emptied ;-)

During the summertime we usually makes a longer stop at Fårö, a small paradise island outside Swedens east coast with the most fabulous sand beaches.

Captain of the ship:

Mrs Lifecruiser, the human hedgehog in Sweden that loves the summertime, who have very many spines out sometimes, wandering around the world searching for food, collecting it especielly before the winter and in the nights, drags my legs behind me, have a long nose, I am slurping loudly when I eat, scratching myself like I have a lot of fleas. And I love yummy frogs…..

Helmsman:

Mr Lifecruiser, the frog in Sweden that became a prince the day Mrs Lifecruiser kissed him, his skin are smooth (at least on his butt :-), he likes insects, worms, spiders, have declined drastically since the 1950’s, he makes calls on Mrs Lifecruiser, makes good jumps with his long legs around the world, like to be active during the nights, his skin sometimes hangs losely.

Assistent Crew:

Miss Ass. Lifecruiser, the batwomen (For the moment in Sweden) is a true flyer that has been flying back and forward a lot, seeking her batman, most active during the nights, the eyes are poorly, has very good smell and hearing senses, is excellent on locate things. But I am not sure if she is a microbat that eats blood or just a megabat that feeds on fruits and nectar… So be aware when she is around!!!!