Field Reporter: Miss Ass. Lifecruiser
Amy, a blonde Texan city girl, marries a Texas rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy:
- “The artificial insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the two-by-four just above the cow’s stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, okay?”
So the rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the Artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him down the barn.
They walk along long row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him: - “This is the one….. right here.”
Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another dizzy blonde, the man asks: - “How did you know this is the cow to be bred?”
- “That’s simple. By the nail over its stall,” Amy explains.
Then the man asks: - “What’s the nail for?”
- “I guess it’s to hang your pants on,” she tells him as she walks away.
Stumble It!
Yet another blonde joke, but 5 stars from me for this one! Got me laughing!
Ha Ha Ha
Here is one for you.
A major takes over a camp in the Sahara desert.
While inspecting the camp he notices a camel tied to the back of a tent.
He asks the sargent what the camel was doing there.
The sargent tells him that there were 400 men in the camp and sometimes the need some sexual relief and then the come for the camel.
THe major was discusted but understood how the men could feel being frustrated out there without women.
T a couple of months go by and the major is feeling the pangs of lust and goes out looking for the camel.
As he is standing on the top of a ladder behing the camel, the sargent walks around and finds him.
He asks the sargent, “Is this the way the men do it”
The sargent shocked replies “No, they usually ride the camel to town”
Have a nice weekend
That is an equally good one Walker!!
Hope you’re having a fun weekend.
I’m not blond.. Would NEVER walked away!! Give away some pleasure to a cow when you can have it your self *lol*
Some how I knew that you was going to write that Miss Ass. Lifecruiser
LOL …hehee
Arghhh I’m just glad I’m not blonde lol
Made me giggle
Well,,, to be honest… I’m glad I’m not the The artificial insemination man … or HIS WIFE *lmao*
oh my:oops:
eeeeesh…
that is a very good one. i wish i knew some good blonde jokes.