Dig down bountiful booty
Avast!
Yer real bastard Cap’n an’ th’ lass’ husband Keeper Sylvester is aft sailed’ ashore shortly today. Me sailed thar t’ seek up a doctor fer his wounds he got in th’ sea battle wi’ th’ bloody shipmates. He be taken care o’ now.
T’ scurvy wench o’ fortune IPCL went out to pillage some […]
Lifecruiser overhauled by Pirates!
Avast! Lifecruiser were attacked by pirates and their Six Pounders, lost the battle and got boarded by the Irish Pirate Church Lady and her scallywags this night.
That’s why the Jolly Roger now be flagged.
Arrgh! Shiver me timbers! I never thought this still could happen in Europe! And with me ship, be the biggest brig […]
Captain is slurping loudly
¡Hola amigos!
SangrÃa and Gambas al Ajillo (Shrimps fried in oil with Garlic and Pepper) is what Capitán Lifecruiser is drooling most over at this destination. And the sun. And the Mar - the Sea. ¡Qué bonito!
Hopefully the weather is with us so I can have a moment on the beach, poking with my […]
