There is no rules, just vote, joke & be normal crazy :-))
Crack Me Up with hilarious storys, jokes, comments - anything crazy you can come up with! Bring all your friends, gigantical amount of yummy food, dance in the evening in your most fabulous outfit (leave a link to it in comments). Surprise me! This is all about joy and friendship!
We’ll start early to let it advance into the evening…
Oh oh - giggle water warning!!!!
Crazy welcome speach:
A buffalo herd doesn’t move faster than the slowest buffalo. It’s the slowest that gets killed first when the herd is hunted. This natural selection is good for the herd, the herd will be faster and healthier through this continued elimination of the weakest members. Even the human brain can’t work faster than it’s slowest brain cells. As you know, over consumption of alcohol kills brain cells, but of course it’s the slowest and weakest brain cells that’s killed first. By consuming drinks, you can clear out the weak, slow brain cells and that makes your brain to a faster and more effective machine. That’s why we always feel so much smarter after a couple of drinks…!!!
CHEERS for YOU dear blog friends 
Let the cracking begin! Who wants to be first “cracker”?
OK, I’ll start with my favorite christmas cartoon:
Totally cruel, but it really cracks me up! *giggles*
*THE END OF THIS POST WILL BE UPDATED DURING THE PARTY - SO BE SURE TO CHECK IT OUT AGAIN!
Not sure what to wear?
Crazy Hat Heaven - Be sure to scroll down and check the other pages. My favorite is the hot dog… or the jumping green frog… or the Ah, what the heck I can’t decide, the other pages just get funnier and funnier! *giggles*
Fancy dress novelty costumes
Dressing Up
Check out outfits:
Chi - She totally Crack Me Up, I just LOVE those shoes! *giggles hysterical*
Melli - Cracks Me Up and that’s no bullshit! *butt giggles*
Check out funny comics:
Chana - I’m thinking of hiring that icecream machine for the party, what do you say? *giggles x 100*
Mar from Tug - Not so much cracks but cute
Gattina - Dig it, we NEED Herbert for the party! *double giggles*
Sandy - Crack Me Up with a sneeze! *giggles*
Lazy Daisy - Crack Me Up on the wall. I’m sure glad that I’m no reindeer!
Check out posts that Cracks Me Up:
Lifecruiser with My wife is picking my nose - an oldie goldie of ours!
Rennies Boy’s at play while wives are shopping - How 5 min shopping takes hours and what is he creating with that LEGO? Hm…
Irish Church Lady - You Crack Me Up x 7. Guys, what do you have to come up with to match this?
Music:
Annoying Christmas song
Crazy Fool Vibes
Check out dance styles:
Wolfbernz elfdance
The Cleaning Dance Ruler Nils - Ladies, watch out, he is a hot single!!!!
Name Frankenswein:
thebluestbutterfly have a contest to name her Frankenswein that actually is a cow??!! Poor Frankenswein…
Pranks:
Is this you Happy and Blue 2? It looks like your helmet… *suspicious*
OK, the monster in the toilet - Who put it there???
Have something to eat:
Chocolate brought by Wolfbernz
Appetizers that make your eyeballs roll
I can report that there wasch a heavy amount of Dom that were comschumed here this evening, scho - people just passched out, too tired after all chrischtmasch schopping and giggling on top of that… *HICK*
Any hooo, it wasch realy nische to do schomething like thisch… *HICK*
What is at the end of everything?
The Letter G as in Good night!
Help the ants to fight the elephants by support Lifecruiser in The Weblog Awards 2006!
(Love support
in that case some of us should be getting real smart by now. i think i killed off a lot of cells back in my days in the navy. thats why after staying in port and drinking when i left i would swear i was never going to drink again.
Lifecruiser: Welcome mrhaney
aha… you did swear that, but did you keep it is my next question? *S* Just so I know if I shall server you an alcohol free alternative?
This is a great idea. I wish that I could put a cute cartoon on here for you to see. I guess I could put it on my site though. I just posted my Friday Feast. Take care and have a Fun Fun Day…
Lifecruiser: Thanks Sandy. Yes, post something and be sure to come back and tell us about it!
There once was a man from nantucket…
Sigh…
I got nothing…sorry.
Lifecruiser: Ah, that was a lame try, man, you really need to be cheered up
Why don’t you take a couple of glass of the Dom and do a re-think…? *lol* Or dig something up from your old posts maybe? Post a link to the post here 
I am amongst the first once ! I also have something to laugh about under my “Friday Feast”.
By the way, as I am not curious at all, I checked the blog who has more than 3000 votes for the award. Now, I really doubt about this “Web Blog Award” ! If THAT is what is presented for an award, it is a shame. It is not only vulgar, but also has a Kindergarten niveau and there are more photos then texts. Probably you don’t have 3000 votes because you don’t have a picture of you peeing in a corner ! The others are not very better. And the famous “Dooce” is a hidden business blog, with tralala around just to earn money. But at least her english is better. I don’t know on what this award is based. Certainly not on good quality writing.
Lifecruiser: Ahh, dear Gattina! LOVE to have you here! Please take a double glass of Dom, just to get into the party mood
And yes, I know about the finalists, we have noticed that too… Even in the other categories. But then again: what is a Diarist? I like my own definition Diarreahist much much better! THAT’s the true term for Lifecruiser! *LMAO*
It’s a party, a party! (*sips on Dom). I am only staying shortly because I have guests of my own and they are arriving in 1/2 hour (panic alarm!!!) but I brought you a cute cartoon from another blog
I liked it, that’s why!!!
(*leaves dancing the night away)
Lifecruiser: Welcome Mar, and welcome back if your guests get too boring
Ahhh, that truly is a cute one!
Oh LC! I LOVE your duds! And I AM dressed in MY finest! Come see — it’s ALTOGETHER in honor of your fabulous party! No flute for me, thanks! I’ll just take the bottle! *glug*glug*
Lifecruiser: Oh my god Melli! I didn’t know of your special bull talents
Nice BUTT there - both in the pic and the text…. No wonder you have lost so much weight, that is tough exercises
We need some more bullshit. We have PLENTY of Dom’s, so bottom up and fill it up!
This is my first time…oops a virgin joke…lol!!
here goes…
There were two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree.
After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with wild animals, one blonde turned to the other and said, “I’m chopping down the next tree I see. I don’t care whether it’s decorated or not!”
Warmth welcome Tammy
Here, have som Dom. *giggles* That was a true blonde combined with christmas! Not bad for being the first time… *lol*
Gimme me some more, gimme some more…
Aw, for the most part, I think all of the diarist blogs are well written and interesting and I know I’ve been really enjoying reading yours and Gennie’s and really, 99% of the others. (Okay…there is that one…)
Ha ha - I do take exception at being called a bad writer, though, because a writer is what I am and it’s how I earn my living. The blog is just for fun.
Anyway, it’s been a blast and I just want you to know that you have a new daily reader here in lovely Philadelphia, PA.
xo
Robin
Lifecruiser: Welcome over here Robin! Let’s not discuss such things on this party
I haven’t kept myself up-to-date on what’s happening, but I do know that it’s the last evening and we already know who’s going to win, so let’s leave it to that for people to judge by themselves.
Anyway, I’m so glad you came over - stay and have a glass of Dom you too, relax, have some fun! We’ve just started and suspect it’s going to increase a lot later.
Warmth welcome - and CHEERS for being finalists! We really are winners anyway and one good thing is that we’ve found each other blogs
Hello and Happy Friday! I’m in as I have posted about my crazy experience: ‘Boy’s at play while wives are shopping’. Don’t you find it crazy enough?? LoL
Lifecruiser: YOU CRACK ME UP - but also made me very very curious of the Lego creation - but no pic of it :-O ! Man, what a disappointment. I’m sure it was something you had to put censorship of, why would you withhold us such important information? *lol*
So, no dressing up for the party?
Ahhh, yes I brought my famous Liquer Chocolates… and would anyone like to dance? I posted some great dancing action on my blog!
Lifecruiser: YUMMY! It goes very well to the giggle water! *Offering everybody of it* You’ve got some very sexy hop moves there, the other ladies gonna be wild… *lol*
To disappoint You was the last thing I would do!! Well, maybe I do since there is no need for censorship - my post is updated.
Btw; Do I actually need to dress up for a party with you?
Lifecruiser: Ah, I’ll po p over there at once to check it out
Nah, dressing up is optional, but it sure is fun too!
I don’t have a picture of anything cool to wear, so I’ll just stick with a cupcake hat.
Lifecruiser: OMG - ONLY a cupcake hat? That’s brave of you! *giggles* You look absolutely gorgeous in that hat. It really suits your face form
Here, have some more Dom! *pouring sound*
CHEERS and warmth welcome!
Wow the party is getting wild. And I haven’t had any drinks yet.
I did have a shower today so I’m kind of ready..
Lifecruiser: Happy!!!! You made it here! I’m so happy! and so will the rest of the gang be! Here, have a bottle of dom, mingle around and make yourself noticed!
I am working on a small something….I am obligated to do other things today or I would have partied with ya’ll all day. Anyway…a little something to make you smile will be up soon.
Warmth welcome
Have som Dom and migle with the others! Let me know if you want a refill! Cheriiioo!
Ok…mine is up…a post called “Name My Cow”
http://coffeehobby.blogspot.com/2006/12/name-my-cow.html
Lifecruiser: Uhum… poor little Frankenswein!!! Of course he need a new name! He can be marked for life with that name, no, we must find something more suitable!
The only joke I can remember is one told to me by an old guy shopping at the store I worked one Christmas.
“Why do mermaids wear seashells?”
“Cause B shells were too small.”
Happy Cracked Friday.
Lifecruiser: Hey, you made it here Laura! I’m so glad to see you! Here have some glasses of Dom! B shells…. hahaha! You funny grrrl! Mingle around and have some more giggles!
OK I made it! My jokes are up on my blog.
ICL’s Jokes for LC’s Crack me Up Party”
I’m going to mingle now and catch up with people.
Ciao!
Lifecruiser: Thanks. Ah, my dear ICL! I’m so glad you’re feeling better now! Here, have some recovery-drinks! Yes, do mingle, we’ll catch up later .-)
The pool is warm and nice and ready to receive splashing party people.
No bikinis or bathwear allowed though. Fully dressed or nude is what rules!
Here’s another one for ya…
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. “Tie me up,” she purred, “and you can do anything you want.” So he tied her up and went golfing.
Lifecruiser: Oh oh, I’m so glad that Mr L isn’t golfing so much any more
*giggles*
I’m making a “fashionably late” appearance here at the hottest Friday night party around…in my tie-died toga and my barefeet.
The dom is fabulous! I think I’ll pass on the eyeballs, but the chocolates great!
The costumes are great…and I really don’t think that was a cow?!
I’ve had a busy, chaotic (as usual) day…thanks for a chance to unwind with a laugh
I’m not witty tonight and the giggle water hasn’t taken affect…so I’m going to “borrow” a funny email post I read yesterday.
Great party!!!!
Awww. danielle! *screaming* You came! wonderful! Mingle and giggle is the word around here right now .-)
Wow…I’m tired! I said “great” 100 times in that comment!:oops:
Have a super terrific weekend!
Lifecruiser: Maybe the dom will help you to pass out
*giggle* Hope you’re having a blast this weekend you too 
and another…
He didn’t like the casserole
And he didn’t like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn’t perk the coffee right
He didn’t like the stew,
I didn’t mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
So I turned around and smacked the hell out of him
Like his mother used to do
Lifecruiser: Ooops! that one was a surprise one *giggles*
please…tell me I can stop now…lol!!
Lifecruiser: *bearly breathing* *giggles* Sssstop before you kill me… *lol*
DONT FORGET TO CHECK BACK IN THE END OF THE POST FOR UPDATES”
My post is not exactly funny today, but maybe I can tell you a real life joke: I was visiting my friend in Puerto Rico and he told me we were going to a Tapas Bar and I thought he said a “topless bar!†Does this humor translate in Swedish? How about if I tell it again wearing a clown wig?
Congrats on the nomination!
Lifecruiser: Thanks. Ha ha ha! You’re ALWAYS so funny Colleen! I love your posts and your comments! Have some more *hickups* giggle water *giggles*
OK, the monster in the toilet - Who put it there???
Had to stop back by! I remembered another post I read that cracked me up over at JennyRyan’s!
Are you guys not passed out yet?!?
Lifecruiser: Still gigglesch :-))))) though I dont sschpeak scho well any more…
I came by early for the party, but you were still getting ready, and no guests had arrived. So now I’m back at partytime - and armed with my dad’s favorite joke!
A little boy and a little girl were playing on the beach. The little boy said to the little girl “I bet I can fart a bigger hole in the sand then you.” He made quite a dent, but then the girl said “oh yeah?” and made a HUGE hole in the sand. The little boy lifted up her skirt and said “No fair! A double barrell!” Ha ha.:lol:
And my outfit is very 80s! Two different color polo shirts with the collars turned up, with some skinny, stonewashed jeans and some happenin’ leg warmers!
Lifecruischer: Gigglesch scho my tummy isch bumping too muchh. Oh, you look nische dear Carmen, freschh like a Rosche!
Now pass the champagne! I need to get a little tipsy!
Lifeccruischer: Here… We have plenty -drink and giggle :-))))
Have you ever wondered why the letters A, B, C, D, DD, E and F are used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but have been unable to figure out what the letters stand for, here is the chance for you to become informed!
(A) - Almost Boobs.
(B) - Barely Boobs.
(C) - Can’t Complain!
(D) - Dang!
(DD) - Double Dang!
(E) - Enormous!
(F) - Fake.
OK, girls, tell me what you’ve got
I can report that there wasch a heavy amount of Dom that were comschumed here this evening, scho - people just passched out, too tired after all chrischtmasch schopping and giggling on top of that… *HICK*
Any hooo, it wasch realy nische to do schomething like thisch… *HICK*
What is at the end of everything?
The Letter G as in Good night!
Lets see what I have in the vault for you
A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn’t wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, “Honey, I’ll be right back.”
“Where! are you going, Coochy Coo?” asked the wife.
“I’m going to the bar, Pretty Face,” he answered. I’m going to have a beer.”
The wife said, “You want a beer, my love?” She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
The husband didn’t know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, “Yes, lollipop… but at the bar… You know…they have frozen glasses… ”
He didn’t get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, “You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?” She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting
chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, “Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d’oeuvres that are really delicious…
I won’t be long. I’ll be right back. I promise. OK?”
“You want hors d’oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?” She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d’oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches.
“But my sweet honey… at the bar…. you know there’s swearing, dirty words and all that…”
“You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN SHIT! SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D’OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR
MARRIED ASS ISN’T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT SHIT IS OVER,
GOT IT, JACKASS?”
AND, they lived happily ever after.
Have a nice weekend
Lifecruischer: Exactly like home….*giggles*
I”m late! Sorry about that … man everyone is passed out everywhere … I stumbled over someone on the way in. Oh boy! Way too much Dom Perignon Mrs. Lifecruiser, way too much.
Ahhhh I see a barely touched bottle over there … I think I’ll at least have a glass while I watch everyone drool in their sleep.
Oh yeah, I brought my camera … hmmm maybe I should take some photos and post them on my site? The horrors of the after party. LOL
Lifecruiser: Oh Tricia… we missed you! And horror pictures…. *whistles*
It seems to be a lot of success ! I am sorry I had to close down my “shop” so early at 7 pm yesterday. Otherwise I would have done much more. But making parties is a good idea ! It’s a pitty that the champagne was only on the screen !
Lifecruiser: Yes, we missed you Gattina
But some other time hah? *lol* Mmmm, the champagne wouldn’t be wrong to have…. *yummy*
Looks like a GREAT time was had by all! Sorry I was so late to the party - it was a crazy day around here.
Lifecruiser: *yawning very big* Yes, we had a crazy day and night
We missed you! I’m so exhausted today, it’s tough to be the hostess AND in a different timezone…!!!! I went to bed 9 in the morning!!!!! *still giggles*
That seems to have been some party. Wow, you really did your research. As for my contribution, well, it seems that’s already taken care of
I am going to regret having put that up, aren’t I? Cheers! Have a nice weekend - nursing your party hangovers.
Lifecruiser: He he he…. Yes…. *giggles* Oh, don’t speach with so loud voice…
BOOHOO!!!!! I didn’t make it over here yesterday, I had a doctor’s appointment and other interruptions but I have laughed OUT LOUD this morning at the stuff posted here. Thanks for starting my day off with a big smile!
Lifecruiser: GOOD! It’s never too late for a good healthy laugh
Sorry I wasn’t much fun at the party. I’m fighting a cold right now and losing. So I went to bed shortly after I commented..
Lifecruiser: Oh, kicked that cold! Arg, those pesky colds that’s always coming before christmas every year! Hope you’re recovering real fast! Here’s a egg nod to keep you warm….
This is one meme/blog thingy I could VERY much get into. Oh, my gosh, this post has really made my day! I can’t even imagine what others have to share. I totally needed your blog today.
Lifecruiser: Yes, me too. I was thinking of maybe doing it as a regular thing, but haven’t decided yet. It wasn’t the best of time right before christmas though when everybody is tired and occupied with christmas preps. Still it was a blast - always is to have some fun
I celebrate and congratulate your amazing capacity to ramble well! A small token gift of giggles for you to collect at my blog, to show you why it is not always ideal to be voted as the Best Diarreahist sometimes
Lifecruiser: Thanks Raquel. Oh, how exciting that sentence was! I went there last night and had some giggles and then forgot to comment it here. Too late I guess… *giggles*
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