WATER… It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more then 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop!
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine, (or rum, whiskey, vodka, beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
It is better to drink wine and talk shit than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am doing it as public service 
CHEERS!
Disclaimer: This was sent to us by a good friend and we can’t be hold responsible for any ones shit talk…
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I did not know this before. I’m switching to whiskey right now, ha,ha..
BTW, thank you for your comments on my blog. They always make me laugh..
Lifecruiser: Whiskey is good for the stomach, especially if you’re abroad in forreign countries… And it’s very good if you have vascular spasm in your heart - it helps. See there is always some healthy things with it….. *lol*
No, I should say thank you, because it’s your posts that always bring forward that side in me. I have no idea where it comes from, but I’m always writing my best comments on your blog. You’re inspiring me
Or, the unofficial version: Maybe I feel that you’re as crazy as we are and I feel free to write whatever craziness there and you’ll totally get it….? *lol*
Hick, hick that is sooooo true ! and water is only for ducks. Can’t continue, have to empty my bottle (of vine) of course.
Lifecruiser: Yes… Talking about ducks… I could even prefer to bath in something else than water - champagne!!!! *looking very happy*
Here here…
*sips more bourbon*
Here *hiccup* here
Lifecruiser: Ah! That is just so healthy!
Our water comes from the spring down the road so I really don’t think we have the poopie problem however that is not going to stop me from continuing my drinking of wine or whiskey or vodka or tequila or ……
Lifecruiser: Or talk shit….. *lmao* Yes, continue…..? *lol*
Oh lordy….be careful when you break open a new bottle of whiskey or whine….the strain of unscrewing the bottle or pulling out the cork may end in catASStrophe!!! Bring on the TP!!!
What a great post. I’ve got the “scoop” and the party here is a BYOC (bring your own Charmin)
Lifecruiser: OMG! Thanks for coming to our ASSistant and warn about the catASStrophe, we wouldn’t want that to happen! Or…. Ah, what the heck, some smaller incidents, who cares *hick*- keep partying!
You do get an extra plus point for that warning though, it’s noted in our admission judgements for the A-Team Cruisers, you’ll never know this might be just the extra plus that get’s you a place there! We haven’t set the date for next admission yet, but we’ll let you know later.
WINE!!! Not whine! Now, where IS that Mogan David? Ya hiding it somewhere? *hic-c-up* *fart* —-oops, sorry — too much water!!
Lifecruiser: Oh, did it say whine? I didn’t even noticed, I read it as wine - naturally
Ha ha…. and you know that hiccup fart made an extra plus points added too!!!! Woman, are you getting closer and closer to being accepted as an A-Team Cruiser!!!!
Well poop does happen regardless of what one drinks! It all depends on how we like it to come out!
I drink my water sweetened from a bottle. My wine comes from a bigger bottle which never runs dry. Hubby knows I get cranky when the well runs dry! Then the poop does hit the fan!
I am thirsty now! Hmmm too early for wine! Guess for now it is water but later I will toast a glass of wine to you my friend! Hope yours is a good day!
Lifecruiser: Yes… there is alternatives, but out it shall come and sometimes very fast! *lol*
Thirsty yes, after all - it’s Friday isn’t it? *lol* Cheers my dear friend - let the shit talk begin… *lol*
May your well never run dry…
I wish for a for ever supply
Wasn’t Akvavit first made, water of life, to handle all that ails the Scandinavian soul?
My wife works for a local citie’s water utility, I’ll have to ask her about your scientifically proven statement about fecal contamination in water.
You know, at first she thought her job was crappy, now she just loves that sh*t.
Lifecruiser: Yes, that lovely Akvavit, especially the one that the Danish make, Aalborgs akvavit, that’s practically GOLD
Ha…ha… Yes, please do ask your wife for some statment about it! I’d love to hear the answer!
Sheesh! I may hafta switch to wine but I guess margaritas work well too! Forget water!! *s*
Lifecruiser: Yes… That’s the right attitude
As I nurse my nightly glass of red overpriced wine, I must heartily agree with your philosophy! Just think of how many times you mother told you to eat your spinach ? Shitty advice is ABOUND!
Lifecruiser: Oh, yes
Cheers!!
US Federal law state that no amount of E. coli is allowed in our drinking water. If found, we must boil water, the utility has disinfection procedures that they use to clean their facility. Most contamination occurs when water pressure is lost.
On a different subject, have you dusted off your recipe for Lucia Buns yet? Lucia Day is getting close.
Lifecruiser: I don’t think we’re having it either, since we have very high water standards in this country. There is only one country that I’ve been too, that has better: Iceland, their water is so fresh that it tastes absolutely nothing. amazingly good water! Like from a well. which it is of course.
This is very funny. I’ll have to pass it along to my sister who is alarmed that I have one glass of wine a week.
My MM is up.
Lifecruiser: Yes, it it funny, it really is
that’s funny! that explains the secret to the french who love their wine
Lifecruiser: Yes *lol*
Slainte to that my friend!
Lifecruiser: Slainte x 2