Appetizer
What sound, other than the normal ringing, would you like your telephone to make?
The official answer: Kiss smackings following by giggles.
The secret one: Loud, long farting sounds following by giggles.
Soup
Describe your usual disposition in meteorological terms (partly cloudy, sunny, stormy, etc.).
- Sunny honey and maybe a storm occasionally when we need to shock someone, but only when it’s really needed. But then it will be a fully scaled storm, not a little sissy one… Heard of Volcanos spitting Lava….? *s*
Though I seem to have a bad weather curse on me…
Salad
What specific subject do you feel you know better than any other subjects?
Me. Love. Mr Lifecruiser. Most in the whole Universe. *lol*
Main Course
Imagine you were given the ability to remember everything you read for one entire day. Which books / magazines / newspapers would you choose to read?
Anyone and everyone. I’d be thrilled to remember anything!!!! With this Altzheimers light we claim to have, anything would be a huge improvement 
Dessert
If a popular candy maker contacted you to create their next confection, what would it be like and what would you name it?
Since I love salty things… and you did ask – don’t blame me for answering honestly: Licorice dick called….. Lick Dick. And the commercial would say: pick lick dick!!! *ROFLMAO*
(You know, the word pick also is meaning dick, in Swedish…)
Argentina
Austria
Brazil
Czech Republic
Denmark
England
Finland
France
Germany
Greece
Iceland
Ireland
Italy
Monaco
The Netherlands
Norway
Paraguay
Portugal
Scotland
Slovakia
Spain
Sweden
United States
And I would add crotch, crotch, which means the sound of eating written in French (like when you write ROFLMA*)!
Lifecruiser: Well said, I mean crotch’ed Gattina
Pick? No: Pikk. LOL.
But, what have that with balls to do? Pick it up?
=^.^= (Soon runtime)
Lifecruiser: Then I wonder what’s about the PICKled herring? Hrm….
hmm, now i’m hungry!
Lifecruiser: Big appetite huh? *lol*
I don’t care about the ring tone – mine is vibrating and so does my wife’s. Mobile phones takes you one step forward you know;-)
Lifecruiser: Ehum… I’m not sure what we’re talking about here… What’s vibrating? *LMAO*
Terrific feast!
You always make me smile! I enjoyed all of it – especially your appetizer, soup and salad. 
Thanks for visiting and have a good weekend!
Lifecruiser: Excellent, I love when people is smiling!
*burp*
Sorry! 
Very delicious! May I have another pick lick dick, please? Seems to be a very dick-y week for me *ROFL* blowing the wooden pipe… licking the licorice…
The combination of pick+lick sounds like the German “picklig”, what means spotty (acne).
Will there be a throwing-up smilie available for this special thought? *LOL*
Lifecruiser: Hm…forgot about that, maybe it should be a burp sound ringtone also? *lol* Funny how words can be similar to each other in different languages. I think prickly is about the same… *lol*
ROFLOL! You just crack me up!
Lifecruiser: I’m glad to be a t your service ma’m
You crack me up! The things you think of. Would the licorice be black? That is my favorite and seems to work!! Or maybe strawberry pink! LOL
Lifecruiser: Oh yes…. THat would be something
yummm lick dick ….. at first I read limp dick *ROFL* and thought it needed some viagra…..
you are so funny……..
Lifecruiser: Ha ha ha… limp dick – the viagra version! *ROFLMAO*
I heard that the Shitty Blogs Club is very salty tasting. They need you
Lifecruiser: Yes, I know, that’s why I’ve been a member there since a very, very long time
I think it actually were the first I joined….
Argh!
I absolutely hate the sound of ringing telephones in my house. It drives me up the wall. I don’t know why though. I have this certain repulse against telephones…
What is a Lick Dick? LOL!!! It sounds like a humorous dish. I can’t imagine you trying to order that in a restaurant.
“I want Lick Dick for dessert please…”
LOL! =P
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Lifecruiser: though I’m sure they would LOVE if I did!!!! *lol*