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I have to get rid of my TITS – in double meaning – before the summer. First all my TITS in the rest list down below and then my real tits. At least some part of them. They don’t fit into normal clothes, they have grown on their own.
OK, maybe not so much on their own, I’ve helped. With eating so all the fat could gather on my tits…. *LMTO*
My biggest tackle this week was the big bug tackle. The stomach bug I got yesterday. It involved spending a lot of time in the toilet and cleaning up. Myself and the surroundings. Ewwww! I still have a terrible headache left.
Butt if I shall look at it from the bright side, I might have lost some tits fat during the bug feast, so that is at least something good? *giggles*
The second biggest tackle was the major shopping for something fitting to wear at Mr Lifecruisers nieces wedding we’re going to attend in June. Something not too formal, butt still with some class was what I wanted.
You see, with my obviously very weird body, there isn’t much that fit. I should be about 5 cm (1.9 inches) shorter, cut off 1/3 off my tits, lay much more fat around my waistline and get fat feet, that would do it 
I couldn’t order something from R’acquels Boutique either – since I didn’t know what I wanted! She have a very generous offer to tailor something in return for the fabrics doubled up because she needs fabric from around the world.
I think I’ve gone through almost all boutiques that have clothes or shoes in Stockholm and suburbs by now…. Lucky thing is that Mr Lifecruiser is awesome at hunting for clothes for me too! We also have the same taste – almost every time, so it’s so helpful.
This time we actually found a dress for me and on a sale too, not bad at all! It’s all my colors – green and gold which fits my green eyes very well if I may say so myself.
Of course I know that you want to see the dress on and it looks so much better on me then laying on the bed, butt you have to wait for that until the wedding 
And keep in mind: the photos can’t show the colors right, so it looks a bit more dull than they are!
Only problem was that it was a bit too transparent so we had to get a petticoat too and we managed to get one suitable, butt a bit too tight around my tits. That’s why I have to get rid off some off my tits before summer….
We even found a jacket in another boutique and a cardigan which both have gold in them. Incredible!
The “only” thing left now is shoes…. Could be a major problem since I have very narrow feet. Most often I have to wear Italian shoes and that narrows down the choices a bit.
PHEW! It’s exhausting with shopping! What a tackle!
Oh, I almost forgot: we have sold most of the items that we did put out for sale. We still have things 3 left, butt as it has been Easter vacations for people we still have hope to get the rest sold when people come back from their vacations.
The sale of our angel lamps gave us money to take my sister and her son plus Mr Lifecruisers daugther out for dinner and a movie Sunday night – so that was really nice. We had a good meal and then went to laugh our butts off at Mr Beans Holiday.
This one was much better than the other movie when he went to America. I especially liked the ending of the movie too, they succeeded well to put it together. I hate it when they haven’t been able to do a proper ending.
I love Mr Bean – he is simply brilliant! Very simple comedy, butt yet so complicated and very careful planned in smallest details. Admirable really.
Captain TITS Lifecruiser
Reminder rest TITS:
- Get rid off my TITS before summer
- Buy shoes for the wedding
- Buy a new digital camera
- Clean kitchen cupboards
- Porcelain boxes
- Clean bathroom – part 1 done
- Basement storage – part 1 done
- Sales ads – Total of 8 done
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So sorry to hear about the bug! As for the other I have no remedy for you! In my case when I lose weight they are the first to go!
Love your dress it really is quite nice. I did take R’acquels Boutique up on her offer and plan to have a sleeping set made. I need to remember to get my measurements and send her details.
Well I have put off getting ready for work long enough! Time to catch my helicopter off this cruise and had on. Hope you feel much better today! Hugs!
Lifecruiser: Thanks. I really am much better today. Good that you’re taking up R’acquels offer! It’s a good deal
Hope you’re ahving a good work week. Hugs 
Well, by the sounds of your post [if a post can make sounds?] —anyway, it reads like you’re feeling somewhat better after the stomach flu?
Capt L?—I love the dress! It’s beautiful!! And the white jacket with gold….so pretty!!! I bet you’ll look stunning!!
I hope to find a bargain dress for the cruise ball!! I was thinking costume ball….but didn’t want to make a mess of things….I was thinking Tiger….but I’ll not roar, nor will I make scratch marks on the ship’s hull!——–I’ll find me a beautiful dress. But, I must start laying out in the sun to be a bit more tan and get rid of the white winter skin!!
Have a great day.
Lifecruiser: Yes, much better thank you
Thanks. Well, i was thinking of a costume ball too at first, but then I thought that we’ll save that for a later occasion, this time we want to be beautiful as ever before 
I’m so sorry to hear (read) that you were under the weather. I hope you are feeling better!
Your dress is absolutely gorgeous!! I love it and the color is stunning. I’m sure you will look beautiful. Best of luck finding shoes.
As for your other problem, I’m with Debbie. When I lose weight, mine are the first to go. It’s not where I want the fat to go from. A bit farther south would be a better area
Lifecruiser: Thanks! When it comes to the fat – if it only could be like we want it to be, just order the fat to go to the right places – how nice that would be!
There’s nothing wrong or weird about your body, it’s the people who make the clothes! *lol* You have a lovely figure that many would envy. =P Glad to hear you found something nice and i wish you all the best with things fitting ok around the tits by the time of the event.
I could do with a bit more comedy in my life with the pending house move beginning tomorrow. A butt or belly laugh would be just the thing, so I’ll keep an eye out for Mr Bean’s Holiday or organise to hire some comedy DVDs for the housewarming party. Maybe some old fashioned Charlie Chaplin or Marx Brothers could do the trick even.
I’m very happy with my Canon EOS 350D. Enjoy the long life battery immensely because i can do several shoots, unlike my former client’s camera running on AA batteries and running out of juice after each session! Happy hunting for your new camera and i look forward to hearing about it!
Lifecruiser: Yes, of course it’s the poeple that makes the clothes that’s stupid! They don’t want to make any money obviously! That’s very weird.
Oh, good luck with the whole house move thing, oculd be quite exhausting these things!
Yes, I’ve heard a lot of people is satiesfied with the Canon EOS 350D. It seems like a very good camera. My problem is that I probably need two cameras. One big, pro one and one small pocket alternative. And I only want the best so that could be a bit difficult to achieve
WE’ll see what I end up with in the end!
I would say keep the tits and just collar this wonderful wardrobe instead
Lifecruiser: Mr Lifecruiser will be so happy to get some backing on his opinion now
Your dress looks nearly as nice as the new hat I got ! I wonder if you got my email I sent it to gmail address. That is the right one isn’t it ?
Lifecruiser: I’m so sorry for the delay of answer. I have to blush a bit here and blame the spring feelings, shopping and stomach bug….
I love the evening gown. It looks fabulous!
And hey, you can always order the shoes from eBay. 
I watched Mr Bean’s Holiday with my family too! It’s an awesome movie. I mean, actions really do speak louder than words! It’s too funny, especially the way he confuses Gracias, thank you in Spanish, as a French word! Hahahaha!
I wish I could say more, but there are some people who haven’t watch the movie yet, and I don’t want to unintentionally reveal them all.
Lifecruiser: Thanks
So, from eBay huh? *lol* I agree totally with the Mr Bean and I couldn’t write too much about it either.