Gil Elvgren, 1955.
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For some of us Murphy’s Law seem to be a daily phenomenon, others actually have some luck. I’m not mentioning any names here, since we all know who we are…. *giggles*
Do you recognize this:
- No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to make the flight.
- If you are running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest gate within the terminal.
- If you arrive very early for a flight, it inevitably will be delayed.
- Flights never leave from Gate #1 at any terminal in the world.
- If you must work on your flight, you will experience turbulence as soon as you touch pen to paper.
- If you are assigned a middle seat, you can determine who has the seats on the aisle and the window while you are still in the boarding area. Just look for the two largest passengers.
- Only passengers seated in window seats ever have to get up to go to the lavatory.
- The crying baby on board your flight is always seated next to you.
- The best-looking man/woman on your flight is never seated next to you.
- The less carry-on luggage space available on an aircraft, the more carry-on luggage passengers will bring aboard.
- If you’re going to have a stomach flu it will start when the airplane takes off.
- There are always a queue to the lavatory when you’re in the worst need of it.
- The baggage claim will stop working if you’re in a hurry.
LOL! Having just been on flights for the cruise I can say that you are right on!
Ain’t it just the truth though?
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Well… not that I GET to experience any of these situations anywhere near often enough… but they do seem to be right on the money for when I HAVE flown! Yes indeed!
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Oh, this is so true, it is scary
Happy Friday anyways !!
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I haven’t been able to write about yesterday’s escapade Captain…it’s hilarious! A trip to the ER via ambulance. I’m pretty sure it was a week of in-law duty or over-exertion on my nordic track. Either way, what a story!
And I agree with you the media is definitely hyenas!
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Oh geez, you see the world in black, lol ! Fortunately we didn’t have anything of the listed things not even a crying baby, everthing went smooth. Don’t forget to come tomorrow to the Cruise ! There is even something to eat for you before we start !!
What the heck – We are going away tomorrow
This is my last day as a blogger
It’s true.
The last one in November 2007.
PS. I have posted a photo taken 25 years ago.
I would not take any more of this genious posts. I would like to be a Viking in Argentina for 2 weeks. Anonymous. Incognito.
hugs
Anna y el Tore
ps. we will probably buy something in Para when up in Iguazu.
btw. can you believe it: We have not even begun packing. LOL
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Yes indeed, I can recognise more than I would like to in those:)
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It is so true – if you are ever wanting to know what is really going on, all you have to do is refer to Murphy – LOL