I hear that the traffic is very heavy now before xmas. I do hope that Santa is getting out in time. And we too!
It almost feels like we got Santa stuck in our butts. We need to go get our butts out today, shopping some of the last things for xmas. Gifts mostly. Not all the food though. Meaning we have to go out some more time before xmas… *sigh*
Accordning to Happy and Blue 2 that means that we’re exposed to a lot of germs and it’s a fact to get sick sometimes during xmas time since he’s brilliant suggestions for how to solve this may take a while to arrange.
Meanwhile I’ve come up with the perfect solution:
Drink whisky! Maybe it kills some germs. We just have to drink whisky all the time during the shopping and the germs will not stand a chance!!!!
Excellent idea, we started yesterday evening already just to be on the safe side
Of course, this whisky drinking may have side effects, like our family getting very strange christmas gifts this year….
I have another idea for preventing microbes ! Wear a Burka ! That’s comfortable and you don’t risk anything !
Here too it’s a mess on the streets whole Waterloo is underway. Fortunately this year I don’t have to do anything, because we are leaving on thursday for Egypt !
Lifecruiser: Hm… Maybe I should….
I mean, that way I:
1) Hiding that I’m going bald…
2) Spare people from seeing me and feel sick…
Did you have to mention that Egypt trip? *sigh* I wanna go tooo…
My husband likes your idea! He says he will start now too!
Lifecruiser: Maybe this will be the new trend. All people will go around shopping with whisky steaming breaths, so all the staff at the stores will have to drink they too or:
1) they won’t be able to understand what people say
2) stand the steam es…
*giggles*
Love the cartoon. Hope you manage to stay cold and germ free!
Lifecruiser: Me toooo *anxious*
I wonder what it smells like in there?
Steve~
Lifecruiser: Well, my guess: burnt! (Not rubber though
More whiskey! Less shopping!
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Lifecruiser: Yes, probably it will end like that…..*LMAO* Aha, so I’ll have to pop over at once! *poff – gone*
Sounds like a great germs cure – maybe I will survive the xMas shopping i still have left too. I’ll start tonight, so that tomorrows working day will be shorter and the evening shopping procedure will come sooner:lol:
Lifecruiser: OH, smart, very smart Renny! I like your thinking
Shop online to beat the Christmas germs. Or shop at NK for a better class of germ
I like the idea of shopping fortified by whiskey – can you imagine farmor’s face when she unwraps her sexy, edible g-string?
Lifecruiser: Online would be a little late now I think – and then we didn’t have to drinkl the whisky! And I’m picky with what I buy. Not even NK’s germs will do *ROFLMAO* about farmors face expression!!!! *giggles*
Well… I think the whiskey cure can only make life a little more interesting! And… I think we should offer Santa some whiskey… if he ever gets out of there! I sure HOPE he gets out of there… do you THINK he’ll get out in time? Poooooooor Santa!
Lifecruiser: Yes, defenitely offer Santa a bottle of whisky. Maybe he’ll come back here more than once then…??!!!
Oh… and LC… I would HAVE to give MY husband a LOT of whiskey to get him to go shopping with me! I mean like… SO MUCH that it would be pointless! I think dragging him through the mall by his boots MIGHT slow me down a little!:razz:
Lifecruiser: Yes, I see your problem there Melli… Tough situation… we have to think out a solution for that until next year!!!!
HOW COME MY HAPPY FACES NEVER WORK???? Sheeeeeeeesh…. lame elf names… happy faces that don’t show…. I’m starting to feel picked on!
Lifecruiser: I’m sure that it’s because they feel so intimidated by your own happy face so they don’t dare to compete with that! *lol*
The serious version: They don’t work for anyone. Bummer. Cant fix it either. Have to wait until next year….
I wish I had tried your method for staying healthy. Being sick sucks..
I wonder if whisky would cure my cold..
Lifecruiser: It may not cure the cold, but you’ll have a lot more fun being sick
I’ll get you some extra whiskey for your Christmas stocking. You don’t want to catch all those germs from visiting family.
Lifecruiser: Yes, that might come in handy since so many is sick nowadays….
Poor Santa – butt I think he deserves a fine for not buckle up.
Facts: The last 4 days before xMas, there are 75% more car accidents than normal. People are simply to stressed to drive safly. Be happy instead and B4P.
Lifecruiser: Phew! Maybe we should be glad that there only is one Santa and not many – how would it be????
At least you won’t feel like you are buying under pressure! Drink enough whiskey and no telling what you will buy! I prefer my wine, red and sweet, and chilled at all times!
Lifecruiser: Oh, didn’t think of that. Here, have some more red wine…. *lol*