I’m so excited – the Poo has finally arrived! Yeaaah! I have been waiting so unpatiently…
It’s raging wonderful aka R’acquel that has sent me this amazing gift.
I’ll send her a surprise in return – and no, it will not be anything Poosh, but yet enjoyable.
(I must make her curious, it’s more fun this way… *s*)
I must admit though, that I never thought that I should be soooo excited over a bag with Poo… *LMAO*
The Book of Poo Poostage paid was $1.85 – really fantastic if you think about that this envelope has travelled across the whole world – Australia in the south Poole and Sweden in the north Poole so it’s really on the opPoosite side of the world from each other – and fast too!
Even more fantastic is it that this book of Poo were dumped in our mailbox today of all days – the day when our plumber woke us up at 07.20 in the morning (after a bad night) to tell us that he is coming to fix our toilet that has been on a strike a while – we’ve not made any Poo pile though…
…and I’m not sorry for the vision that gave you!!! *giggles*
But I promise you: that is nothing to what you get from the Book of Poo! I’ll curl up like a pile of Poo and read about all that Poo stuff now – and be prepared of laughing cramps!
Or I may go to the loo to poo first to test the plumbers work, so there will be no accident when laughing too hard…. I’ve always been very foresighted. *lol*
This book actually couldn’t have ended up in more competent hands… Remember: this is the home were your poo’s speed, consistency, color, size and smell always is described in details.
We even have Poo records. No one want to judge though 
I maybe be potty and have a shitty humor on this shitty blog, but I just LOVE this – it’s one of lifes most essentials. In several meanings….
So we’re having an extra shitty Monday over here
Please feel free to tell us about your shit too!
Argentina
Austria
Brazil
Czech Republic
Denmark
England
Finland
France
Germany
Greece
Iceland
Ireland
Italy
Monaco
The Netherlands
Norway
Paraguay
Portugal
Scotland
Slovakia
Spain
Sweden
United States
I have a story of shit in this moment with my cat!
Daphnée, my nice cat, ha s a broken paw so she has a plastered paw and can’t go out! as I have two watter closets at home and as Daphnée is very smart she can go to shit today in one WC with a shower and I know she does her shit in the sink! But I must quickly by a cat’s litter! I go there immediatly!
Lifecruiser: That’s a smart cat yes! I’d have loved the idea if she even flushed afterwards
We’re definitely going to have to organise honorary guest access to the Newtown Mums Live Chat room for you now because you fit the NM membership profile to a T(oilet) after a post like that one. We have lots of audio farting poo smileys in there (amongst other cheeky sounds). We also have a farting keyboard to play music to each other live via our own assholes. I’m sure you’ll find the experience to be a heavenly gigglefest
Interested?
Like, can you possibly say “no” to such an invitation? *lol*
Lifecruiser: Ha ha ha… (AS)SOUNDS like a lot of fun and of course I’m feeling very honored!!!!! OMG! Asshole music playing! We’ve been talking about that, but in another sense…. *giggles*
You’re as crazy as I’m. How wonderful
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Welllllllll now… I could tell you about the day my daughter got her FOOT stuck in the potty! (there was no Poo in there though — just Foot!) That would make a great monday memory — maybe NEXT week!
Have a Pooey day LC! Sounds like you already are!
Lifecruiser: Ha ha ha… nice new (shiny?) shoes
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It was my annual physical at the doctor’s today. I hate those. You get poked and prodded and they always say the same thing, eat less and exercise more!
Lifecruiser: Yes. The elast they could do was to say that you should make more love
My dear Mrs LC, you are so enthralled by all of this $hit I almost would think you were a man!!!
Hope you enjoy the book. Share the best stuff!
Lifecruiser: Yes, I know. I’m very manly that way and I’m very proud of it
I am cracking up here!
Lifecruiser: As long as it isn’t butt cracking we’re talking about so…. *lol*
For the sake of keeping records, we had one mother’s 6 month old child who shitted an impressive 15cm poo once. She used a ruler to measure it, of course! =D
As for my husband, he swears he’s shitted a turd so long that it’s travelled the entire length of the s-bend. I was obviously thrilled when he chose to share that with me.
Lifecruiser: Yes, of course you were! You hadn’t been a true poower wife if you didn’t!
Our record is somewhere about 35 cm – no phooto evidence though. *LMAO*
We ‘ve had several occasions when they haven’t been possible to flush down without splitting the turd…. Don’t even make me tell how to split turds already in the toilet… *ROFLMAO*
My poo stories are between me and the toilet. And occasionally the plunger. Or the plumber..
Lifecruiser: So it’s that bad huh, that you don’t dare to tell us? *lol*