Comments on: Serious fart talk

by: ally bean

Wed, 18 Oct 2006 12:39:55 +0000

lol. I feel so much smarter for having read this post. Thanks, I think…

Lifecruiser: You’re welcome ;-)

by: lifecruiser.org » Thursday Thirteen Easter Eggs

Thu, 13 Apr 2006 09:43:46 +0000

[…] 4. Easter tradition is to eat a lot of eggs, so there will naturally be a lot of rotten egg smelling farts here, as you already may have figured out. *lol* […]

by: Lifecruiser

Sat, 11 Mar 2006 23:01:42 +0000

That was the most beutiful poem fartin, I almost got tears in my eyes when I read it… *sob*

It was such a sad ending ;-)

by: fartin

Sat, 11 Mar 2006 22:51:17 +0000

I once ate a rather rotten old egg,
It made me fart and poo down my leg,
I went to the doctors to say what I’d done,
He gave me a cork to block up my bum.

Three weeks went by and my bum got bigger,
I’d walk down the street and people would snigger,
It got to the stage when I could not carry this load,
I pulled out the plug and my bum did explode!

by: Mrs Lifecruiser

Fri, 10 Mar 2006 14:31:43 +0000

MrHaney: I’m running over there FAST!

Walker: LOVE your solution of the problem with your friend *lol*

Miss Ass. Lifecruiser:
Ah, that was why you’re the batwoman!
LOVE your “solution” of my problem too… How practical that would be *sigh*

by: Miss Ass.Lifecruiser

Fri, 10 Mar 2006 08:41:52 +0000

My smelling fartfriend ;) I’m not crazy…honestly! I’m an angel who lost her gloria and have had my wings removed…. that’s why I look like a bat! *lol*

Sorry you don’t lose your hair on other places instead of the head… then you wouldn’t have to buy either shampoo OR razers…*lol*…

by: Walker

Fri, 10 Mar 2006 08:14:41 +0000

I don’t care if you eat eggs or beans or cabbage some people can let loose some eye watering, paint peeling farts that could stop a herd of buffalos stampeding across the prairies.
I know someone with the rude habit of doing it at the dinner table or anywhere for that matter and just says “what, it’s natural”
I want to feed him a pot of beans and duct tape him to a chair and leave a lit candle next to him as I walk away. LOL

by: mrhaney

Fri, 10 Mar 2006 06:32:58 +0000

i use to go to denny’s blog to get educated but i am learning quite a bit from you blog even if it is about farting. i use to go to wombats site and for some reason he likes to talk about things concerning butts. why i don’t know. maybe i should direct him here because he may have missed some thing. i’ll have to drop by his blog ,http://commonwombat.blogspot.com/ , and read his post archives . maybe he has covered this and i missed it. thanks for the info though.

by: MrG

Fri, 10 Mar 2006 05:16:00 +0000

This very interesting approach to one of the most peculiar traits of human metabolism brings to my mind nothing but more questions:
why is it that little babies dumps not only smell, but really stink?
As you can see, I’ve been dragged deeply into the quest for higher knowledge…
;)

by: Mrs Lifecruiser

Fri, 10 Mar 2006 02:59:42 +0000

Well, dear miss ass. lifecruiser, that was just ordinary farts, not with rotten eggs smell…

Are you sure you’re not crazy? You know that it’s only sane people that admits that the’re insane??!!!

Keep your business up….. (not there ;-)