Lifecruiser

December 17th, 2005

In hibernation for the winter

Posted by Lifecruiser in Attention, Odditys

Do you know why we, The Lifecruiser Team, are so slow for the moment?

OK, maybe you think we are slow even in other times, but now we are even slower!!! Yes, that is possible!!!

The right answer:
We have gone into hibernation for the winter with the awful minus degrees. Now I can hear you saying: it is only animals that goes into hibernation. Well, then we are animals….

Hm…. What kind of animals are we then?

Mrs Lifecruiser - the human Hedgehog. How come? Well, I love the summertime, have very many spines out for the moment, have been collecting a lot of food resources lately, drag my legs behind me, have a long nose, I am slurping loudly when I eat, I am scratching myself like I have a lot of fleas.

And I like to consume frogs like Mr Lifecruiser…. His skin are smooth (at least on his butt :-), he likes insects, worms, spiders, have declined drastically since the 1950’s, he makes calls on me, makes good jumps with his long legs, like to be active during the nights, his skin sometimes hangs losely.

He is my frog that became a prince the day I kissed him the first time….. *smiling really big*

Miss Ass. Lifecruiser - The Batwomen is a true flyer that is flying back and forward a lot, trying to be with her Batman, most active during the nights, the eyes are poorly, has very good smell/hearing senses, excellent on locate things.

But I am not sure if she is a microbat that eats blood or just a megabat that feeds on fruits and nectar… So be aware when she is around!!!!

Have you too gone into hibernation? What kind of animal are you then…?

Cruise list: Deb, Mandy, and Captain Jeff.
December 17th, 2005

Sex in clothes

Posted by Lifecruiser in Love, Wise words

“It is not always the truth they show on films, because some times they have their clothes on when they are having sex”.

[ Maria, 8 year ]

Children say so many wise things, dont they…..?

December 14th, 2005

Photos in this blog

Posted by Lifecruiser in Attention, Travel

Now we have exchanged our front page photos we had earlier against new ones taken on our journey in Paraguay and Brazil.

Nothing wrong with the old ones, but we like to see the new ones for a while - until we take new ones on another journey probably :-)

Every photo on this blog is taken by us (copyright Lifecruiser of course) or at least with our camera, sometimes we get help, for example when we are going to be on the photo both of us or when we were on the horseback in Paraguay.

NOTE:
You do know that we have the front page photo changes randomly every time you enter this blog?

Try it by make a click on the front page photo. There is five different ones to random with.

Cruise list: Mandy.
December 14th, 2005

Munching Swedish meatballs

Posted by Lifecruiser in Food

The hardest thing with making swedish meatballs to put in the freezer, do you know what that is…..???

To NOT taste them! Because if you do, you keep on tasting more of them…. and soon there is no more meatballs!

(At least if you are a hungry monster like Mrs Lifecruiser)

See some examples below on meatsballs recipes, but keep in mind that there is a lot of varations in how to make swedish meatballs.

Everyone has it owns touch, which makes it even more…. interesting?

Scandinavian cookings meatballs recipes
Cooks.com meatballs recipes

December 14th, 2005

Preparations for Christmas

Posted by Lifecruiser in Food

Red alert!!! We suddenly discovered that it is almost christmas time and we have done NOTHING about it yet!!!

So today our time goes to christmas preparations. First of all to find our few christmas decorations and decorate our little home.

After that we will make swedish meatballs which is a tradition on the christmas table here in Sweden.

….And because Mr Lifecrusier loves rice pudding, we will make a load of it and eat today already, just to make a false start of the christmas.

To be continued…..

December 13th, 2005

Love tests

Posted by Lifecruiser in Love, Wise words

“If you are together with very many persons, you could let them go through some difficult tests. Then you can see which one is best to send shopping and who gets all the things you want”.

[ Nikloine, 7 year ]

Mr Lifecruiser is outstanding on shopping EXACTLY what Mrs Lifecruiser want…. Maybe that is the main reason they are married….? What do you think?

Weddingkisses
  Hm….

- No, every one that visited their wedding, can not deny the ultimate love vibrations between the two that day!!!!

  They NEVER stopped kissing!!!

  Break….
  Break…
  Break…

The guest couold not get any sense out of them, just the love vibrations and smiles….

December 12th, 2005

The Avid Golfer

Posted by Lifecruiser in Odditys, Sports

Bill, the avid golfer, contacts a “Medium” and asks if there is a Golf Course in Heaven.

The Medium says that his request is a big order, but he will try and find out and get back to him in a few days.

After several days go by, Bill finally gets a call from the Medium. “Well,” said Bill, “what did you find out?”

“I’ve got good news and bad news for you,” said the Medium.

“OK,” “what’s the good news” Bill exclaimed.

“Well,” there is a beautiful 36 hole golf course in Heaven, and you’ll have 24 hour access with your own personal caddy,” blurted out the Medium!!

“And the bad news?” asked Bill.

“You’re due to tee-off this Sunday at around 10:30 in the morning,” the Medium said!!

December 11th, 2005

Back in town!

Posted by Lifecruiser in Attention, Travel

Back in town again, since friday evening actually, but we had to sleep and rest a bit after our long journey before we could find the strength to write something here. Pheeeew.

We can not say that we like the weather we find here in Sweden… cold and moisty, rainy yesterday. We are freezing. Coming from 32 degrees celsius and with 29 degrees in the sea in Brazil - how could we….????

WE WANT TO GO BACK!!!

At least to Paraguay, we liked that part of our trip the most even though we did not have the sea there. The stay at the guestranch were a wonderful experience, hard to find the right words for it.

As you already guessed, it was hard for us to write during the trip, trouble to find internet connection and have the time to sit down and write too.

We will write all about it now, but it will take some time for us. It is so much to tell about this journey! And we have to sort our the best pictures to show you - we took almost 1000 pictures!!!!

So please have some patience with us before you nag on us that you want to read about it here….

December 10th, 2005

Car(e)less

Posted by Lifecruiser in Love, Wise words

“You can not find any one to Love until you got a car, otherwise it is hard to find her”.

[ Alex, 7 year ]

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