Lifecruiser

Remember that we went in to hibernation? Well, now we are trying another method to get by this horrible, horrible, horrible winter.

We are totally convienced that our passioned love will melt the snow around us….

We kiss, hug and make love to each other all the time. It shall be hot enough to melt the snow, we are totally sure of it! Mr Lifecruiser is a really hot man, I often use him as a radiator.

OK, it is a little bit difficult in all situations to keep on making love, but it is quite an exercise to get it going, a real challenge. Just to write this post takes 6 times longer than normal, to get it right when everything around us is rocking, ohh, or is it we who is rocking…?

The toughest one is to eat at the same time, definitely. That is because I am a hungry monster and constantly is eating something. Shewing maybe is not such a good idea when making love?

Maybe we will end up in Guiness world records?

We just have to get to an end of this cold torture we are exposed to, so we have to do what we have to do, right?

It’s just a matter of time here, really.

We challenge you to do the same. Think about it, the hole world is making love at the same time!

Oooops, maybe it is a little bit risky, thinking of the Global warming effect here….

Look up what people in the world are known for, and hey, if you do not like what it is saying about your country - do not blame us for that, blame Google!

A small request from this Swedes:

What the heck means with the word Austerity????? They say that the Swedes are that, but we do not even know what the word means… And we can not find it in the dictionairy!

Could someone explain it to us please, so we know how we shall behave to be really Swedish….?

In the meantime we will drink our coffee and carve our Viking longboats!

The Prejudice Map

Had a really bad day?
Had a really good day?
Had an exhausting day and need to relax?
Need a way to make someone else to relax and have fun?
Need help to go to sleep?
Need some way to escape reality?
Feel an urgent need to mix drinks?

….Or just feeling plain thirsty?

Try out this site that we stumbled over today: Extratasty

Miss ass Lifecruiser has reported that she arrived safe in Chicago, nothing *b* happened, no hijacking of the airplane, no airplane crash - nothing - except from a little bit of stomach pain. (We think she was a little nervous to meet her Love again :-)

She did go there with suitcases that were totally stuffed, so we wonder how long she will be there this time….?

…the other day, except from us two, Miss ass Lifecrusier and Mrs Lifecruiser and a lot of tourists. We do think that people listened to our warnings and stayed indoors?!

It was nice when the town was not crowded, maybe we will try that warning some other time, just to empty the town before we go there.

We bought all the stuff we should in piece and quiet, went for a coffee because we were freezing so very much that we would not have been surprised if there were coming polarbears walking down the street.

After we were done with the shopping we went for a well-earned beer and had a nice time :-)

Nothing more happened, it was quite surprising. We think….

Except from the fact that there was a bunch of policemen running around us with their hands on their guns and a lot of police cars, but we did not think about it first. I mean, we felt so safe ;-)

They must have read our earlier warning and had put up a very high state of alert, they probably were prepared for everything!

Maybe it did happened something *b* around us that we are not aware of….? Hmm…. Something MUST have happened, it would be the first time it did not! We can not believe it!

Please report if you have noticed any *b* things.

“It can be a good thing to have a girlfriend, because then you have some one to kiss and make children with. Otherwise it can soon happen that the country will be empty”.

[ Richard, 8 year ]

RED ALERT for everyone that is going to be in Stockholm Town Monday afternoon and evening!

Mrs Lifecruiser and Miss ass Lifecruiser is going to invade the town and you will never know what they will let out over the town or will leave behind them.

Keep inside with the door and windows locked and listen to the radio broadcasting for more information.

Ok, we just know that something would happen…

Miss ass Lifecruiser has only been here for about 24 hours and already a couple of things have happened.

I got a really bad headache - and it will not go away with the painkillers. The only thing that use to help for my headache is…. No, I will not describe it in details here ;-)

OK, maybe the fact that we played cards until 5 this morning contributed to the headache too….

My stomach feels like there is popcorn popping inside it. (Maybe it is?) I was foolish enough to eat popcorn the other day even if I know that I can not eat it without trouble…

Miss ass Lifecruisers back got really bad. She is operated in her back and it did not go well, as things usually not does for her. From time to time her back comes in to imbalance and it is really difficult for her and of course that happened now.

She had to stay alone at our home when we went away to my niece’s birthday party. On the way there the heating in the car just stopped functioning. At once I phoned her and asked what she had done to our car, but as usual she has never done anything ;-)

It was a nice birthday party though. We are surprised that nothing b** happened there. (Do not dare to say the b-word, that is to challenge it). We even did bring back a doggy bag for Miss ass Lifecruiser with the loveley dinner and a yummy cake.

The thing is that our car have been on the car repairshop recently, remember? The problems began with problem with the heating, then suddenly the engine broke down… They have fixed so many things, it is like a new engine. (And we need a new wallet! )

Except from the fact that it has not been quite well since we got the car back. It obviously got some cold over there - it is coughing… On monday Mr Lifecruiser is taking it back to the car repairshop for further investigation. We are so sick and tired of it.

We do hope that it is something simple this time…. We need the car early in the morning on wednesday when we shall drive Miss ass Lifecruiser to the airport!!!

So now we are really nervous….

This is just day 1. What is next to come?

WARNING: Miss ass Lifecruiser is on her way here! Everything can happen…

Just thought that it would be fair with a little warning. It always happens things around her. Not her fault, it just does for some strange unkown reason.

I wonder what will happen this time…. ? *nervous wreck*

Remember what happened the last time? I certainly does, it left a ugly scar on me!

Better not to think about it. We are going to have SO FUN!

After all, she is flying back to Chicago, Illinois again, to her Love and we really don’t know when we are going to able to meet again.

So if we are not writing new post in the same pace as usual, there is 2 alternatives:

1. We are having way to fun to have time to write.
2. Unusual things are happening us that keeps us occupied.

Both alternatives actually is bound to happen…..

OK, we admit it: we are really weird!!! (As you have not noticed that already *lol*)

Now we have created a Froogle wishlist with things that we do not need, but it would be cool if we had. This will make us geeks more cool. At least I think so… Not sure of some of the items though!

I am sure that you suddenly will feel an urgent need to buy us the cool stuff:

Lifecruisers Froogle wishlist

What do you think about them? We want to be more cool, what is your favourite of them? (Do not miss that it is more than 1 page!)