Scary whisper: It’s me, the ghostwriter. I think my hairstyle is perfectly pictured. As I suspected yesterday, we’re completely DEAD today… So you’re only imagining this. There is nothing written here. Dead people can’t write. I really could have died yesterday, because I did quite a nasty fall in the stairs. Don’t ask me how [...]
Today I did my daily stripping in the morning instead and not even for Mr Lifecruiser. This time for a young man (wow!) and with Mr Lifecruiser watching as peeping Tom With other words: Finally I’ve been checked up by a doctor! Pheew. It took time to find one. I had to go to an [...]
Field Reporter: Miss Ass. Lifecruiser All I Need To Know About Life I Learned From a Cow: * Wake up in a happy mooo-d. * Don’t cry over spilled milk. * When chewing your cud, remember: There’s no fat, no calories, no cholesterol, and no taste! * The grass is green on the other side [...]
