Archive for the ‘Love’ Category

Miss ass Lifecruiser has reported that she arrived safe in Chicago, nothing *b* happened, no hijacking of the airplane, no airplane crash - nothing - except from a little bit of stomach pain. (We think she was a little nervous to meet her Love again
She did go there with suitcases that were totally [...]

“It can be a good thing to have a girlfriend, because then you have some one to kiss and make children with. Otherwise it can soon happen that the country will be empty”.
[ Richard, 8 year ]

I think I’ve become an ugly, dirty and unattractive poker widow.
The other day Mr Lifecruiser missed a very crucial thing. This looks very serious for our continued marriage. He was playing poker online out on the internet at the time of the crime.
We were talking about something obviously very important (and intelligent [...]