Archive for the ‘Love’ Category

“It does not matter that the one you are together with is ugly, because you can wash his hair and give him new clean clothes and he will be fine”.
[ Siri, 7 year ]
How cute…. ? Why not accept him as he is? Who says that anyone is ugly? Is it possible at all to [...]

Let us introduce you to one of our many PETS. This pet is a very very bad boy.
He humped Mr Lifecruisers leg one morning in the kitchen, obvious craving for some pet-thing… Luckily I heard Mr Lifecruisers scream for help and rescued him.
We suppose that it happened because he had a wild party [...]

Now our celebration for our 2 years anniversery is over and I am allowed to be nasty again.
That earlier post from Mrs Lifecruiser demands a revenge post!!!! I let her wait a bit for the revenge, it is more fun then. What revenge shall I choose, I can see her thinking about it, worrying…. [...]