We seem to have gotten bad Friday habits here and I blame that on TorAa which actually requested this last Friday, so blame it all on him folks 
The pilot takes the microphone and tell the passengers that the flight to Las Vegas is started, which way they’re going to fly and supposed arrival to the destination.
When that is done he wishes the passangers a nice flight, but he forget to turn off the mic.
- Brad, have you set the autopilot on Las Vegas?
- Yes, it’s done. Now I’ll go and poop, then I’ll go and screw the shit out of Hilary!
- She is always horny and willing to have a quicky in the pentry.All the passengers heard this and even the other staff in the cabin.
A stewardess comes running in the middle passage but falls and is laying on the floor.
A passenger pat her on the shoulder and says:
- You don’t have to be in such hurry, he said he should poop first….
Do you want to know what the word pitt from this post heading means in Swedish? Cock = Pitt. So that actually means that it says Cockcock. Or should I say double cock? *giggles*
Now you know why I always love the word Cockpit(t
There is a “sibling post” at our Norwegian neighbor RennyBA, called “No nakedness on Nordic cruise ships“. You see why I love this post, it’s like it’s created just for me isn’t it? *lol*
If you care to learn some other useful Swedish:
Our old post about Swedish bad language
Have a crazy fun weekend folks 
Hahaha! That IS too funny!
Are you sure the stewardess’s called Hilary? 
I heard people say the best way to begin learning a language is to learn the bad words first. I think it makes a lot of sense!
Speaking of which, I ought to learn the German profanities
Lifecruiser: Yes, I’m 100% sure. that I named here that *lol* and yes, it’s so true, it’s always much easier to learn the “special” words than the rest
Well, I’ve heard about Pittstop, but that might be something else. At least everything happens in a hurry.
Regarding me: It’s still Friday and I do hope (cross my fingers) my broadband connection will work.
If not, thanks for sharing this pitt, and have a crazy weeken.
PS. RennyBA’s wife have her 40-yers party tomorrow, but the day is January 23. Remember.
( dianeca at online.no )
Lifecruiser: Ha ha, yes, I haven’t thought of the Pittstop too. How fun. I do hope your broadband connection will hold together. Ah, and thanks for the reminder about Diane’s birthday!
Hey, hey, calm down, the only cockpits I saw during my life as an airplanetaker, were ugly and small I mean the pilots not the pits of course (I didn’t check that out) Handsome once are only in movies (sigh) !
Lifecruiser: Oh, Gattina, I love you for this comment. Simply wonderful.
I suppose it’s an advantage to be small to fit in that small holes. What am I talking about here? I’m getting myself confused here…. *giggles*
I forgot to suggest to you to send a postacard from Pit(s)burg to your friends !
Lifecruiser: Ha ha ha, thanks for the tip Gattina – if I ever get that chance, I’ll certainly do just that!!!! *lol*
Hilariously good story – thanks for sharing and also for plugging me!
@TorAa: I was hoping to keep it a secret and make a special post on that on Sunday. I will even make a special mail service for her, so please stay tuned on my blog.
Lifecruiser: You’re welcome Renny
Of course we’ll stay tuned about the birthday!
Ah, Renny and his magnificent camera phone!
Am I starting on my Systemet purchase too early this lovely friday or has the flames of hell been flamed by this blog!?
Lifecruiser: Yes, he seems to be very good at using it
Well, maybe it’s our LOVE that sets this blog on fire…? *lol*
FYI,
my modem suddenly wake up after sleeping too long. I know what I have to do. But give me time for Dinner. OK
Lifecruiser: Sounds almost like me
I’ve been sleeping too little the last nights, so it’s early bedtime here tonight for once… I do hope you get it on order. There is no worse than connection problems!!!!
I am laughing right now. I can’t decide if I like your post of the other post better! Both were funny and very informative! LOL
No big plans this weekend! Maybe some shopping but it is too cold to go out hiking or biking as planned! My lips are still chapped from last weekend! So maybe just stay in and keep each other warm!
Oh I am pretty sure I got the job!
Lifecruiser: I’m glad to be able to share my little fun
It sounds wonderful about the job, I do hope it works out! Great!
No big plans here either for the weekend. We tought it would be a birthday party, but it seem to have been prosponed a bit, so now we’re free for the weekend and that feels so good.
Though the weather is bad. The Southern Sweden has got storms and snow is one the way in they say. There is a lot of electricity problems everywhere because of falling trees. I hope my webhost manage it, they are down there…. *biting my nails*
I laughed so hard. My hubby was an airline pilot for over 35 years! Got to ask him if he ever did this! LOL
Lifecruiser: Ha ha ha, even more fun for you than the rest of us then
Now that’s funny. I enjoyed my trip over to RennyBA. Can’t help thinking of Pittsburg, pittling, pitter pat, pittance, and last but not least of course, Brad Pitt. And I never fly unless absolutly necessary (for obvious reasons).
Lifecruiser: Ha ha ha! The Pitt extensions