Shaping Up (A Satiesfied Customer) 1959.
Oil on canvas. Gil Elvgren.
© BROWN & BIGELOW, INC, ST.PAUL, MINNESOTA
I’m planning on lifting some weights. I’ve realized that my efforts to get rid off some of my tits before summer isn’t enough. And I’m talking about my real tits this time, not tackle it tuesday’s….
I have that dress I’m gonna squeeze my tits into for the wedding we’re going to! Not to mention to try to find a bikini that fits these tits! Phew!
I’ve started to exercise my abdominal muscles more first, I always have to do that because of my back. It’s really a balancing there, to not get worse in the back because of the exercises – or to get too much tits muscles! *lol*
So how do I mean that this would help me, more muscles? Well, you see, even though my tits are doing just fine accoarding to Mr Lifecruiser, I know I can shape them up a bit more. What ever I can do to make the dress fit.
At this moment I’m afraid that I have to become a very, very boring person.
- Not eat any sweets of any kind
- Only drink alcohole at very rare occasions
- Not eat night sandwiches/food
- Eat smaller portions of food & less fat *)
- Less of Diet Coke or lemonade
- Move my body as much as possible
*) I can’t throw in more vegetables than I already eat, because then I’d bloat like I’d be pregnant. And all that farts it would produce! *giggles*
It won’t do with this kind of suprises from Mr Lifecruiser:
…and this shrimp cocktail of his were containing mayonnaise of all things too, besides the fat avocado…. We love white fish roe. Oh, it was so delicious! The last meal before dying it almost felt like 
I’m in no particular need of loosing weight otherwise than on my tits, just shapen up, so this will be interesting – will I succeed to lose weight mostly on the tits? *giggles*
So, how to do all this exercising?
Since it is spring, maybe we could take out our bikes as soon as they have cleaned the street from all the gravel..?
She parked the bike and went in to shop.
When she was in there shopping, the bike fell down.
A guy that saw the bike falling down, wanted to be witty and when the girl came out from the store he said:
- The bike seem to have fainted!
The girl answered:
- And so would you, if you had been between my legs for two and a half hour!
There is only one simple solution to this. I think you already know what I mean would be the best solution, once again. How very practical. And fun.
Remembering our earlier post about Sex and Calories?
So please forgive me if I’m too occupied and exhausted to visit you every day… *giggles*
(…and no, I’m not installing any webcam over here!)
I hope you’ll have a LOVEly weekend dear cruisers 
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LOL! Well, you will SURELY be forgiven if you fail to visit me! ENJOY your diet and exercise plan!!!
Lifecruiser: I am! *giggles*
Hey, you can consider maybe wearing a different bra or a “push-up” bra another alternative.
Hahaha! That’s a really funny story up there! Heeheehee! Clever of that girl to say that.
By the way, sorry if I couldn’t take part actively in the cyber cruise that often – school has been busy lately and it’s really wearing me out.
So sorry! I try to catch that next port though! 
Lifecruiser: Oh, my god! you have no idea how that push up bra works on me – they get so big that I can use them as floating help….. *giggles*
No need to apologize, we totally understand that you have a tough studying time
It’s a pitty you are not a sculpture, then I just would scrap a little of !
Lifecruiser: Yes, that would have been great
Ohhh! I’m in the same situation! I want to do sport to have a nice abdominal musculation! After an hysterectomy in april 2006 now it would better for me ! I suggere you to visit my space to taste something if you have a little time! Gattina tasted it this morning but I don’t know if she liked!
Lifecruiser: Oh, my! Even though they look like a delicious fruit, I still can’t imagine myself eating it. We call it Sjöborre in Swedish. I’m rather picky when it comes to food stuff. I even have problems eating oysters, clams, snails and frogs. I wish I could enjoy it, but I don’t.
If i drink alcohol, the weight will never shift. If i become absolutist, it comes off without any exercise. :O Good luck with this!
Lifecruiser: Somehow, the alcohole affect the bloodsugar levels I think and the burning of calories, or none burning of it!
Alcohol also affects your hormones which will further impact any type of weight loss, not to mention that once the alcohol is in your bloddstream, any sugar consumed is stored to fat (to a degree), since your body is bburning that instead of sugar! All aside I love your blog, great job!