“You can find some one to Love in the towns center, because many women live there. They don’t feel like they want to go around and watch pigs”.
[ Sören, 8 year ]
I do… Despite the fact that I’m living in Stockholm. I just LOVE pigs…. their snout and oink sound.
Pigs are so cool….
As a matter of fact, they are not able to sweat, so they must have mud to cool down - and even use it for sun protection.
Just think about it, to have a valid excuse for jumping into the mud pool.
Any one care for a mud war….?
Sorry guys, I did NOT say women mud wrestling. You heard wrong 
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When??? Where??? *lol*.. What??? Texas?? Jihaaaa On my way… my bags are already packed.. *dreaming* mud war… some good looking cowboys… hmmmm
i never knew pigs didnt sweat. now that summers here i wanna be a pig!!! but then again, there wouldnt be much mud bathing to go to so i guess il have to settle with watching pig …although watching women in a mud war is something id probably want to watch more than the pigs.
Dear miss Ass. Lifecruiser, so they have a lot of pigs in Texas???!!!!
Homer: Personally, I think that pigs are more fun to watch than women in mud war, but that maybe have something to do with the fact that I’m a woman…? On the other hand, if I were one of the woman performing in the mud war it would be a total succé!
Miss Life… I thought we were gonna have mud war..not pig war!! :))) Homer are welcome to watch… as long as we don’t go under the name Pigs!! Miss Pig…. naa..That is even worse then Miss Ass!!!
So that’s what we’re going to have! A mud war… We were talking about something very similar earlier as I’m sure you remember
but mud would do!!!!
No, Miss Ass. have a more artistic sound, a perfect name for fame *lol*
hmmmm…. similar??? My dear dirty friend!!! It’s a BIG diffrent between mud and shit!!! *lol*
I remember talking about a chocolate war… and then we come up with the idea of horse shit war, they both look like shit so what’s the difference…?
I’m still in for a go of it. Seriously. It would be FUN! Butt I probably have to drink some champagne first to get in the right mood for it.
A bottle of Dom Perignon would do…. *lol*
We raised a pig once. We called him Ham so that he would never aspire to more than he was. Turns out I got rather attached to Ham and he ended up dying of old age, a fact that never ceases to amuse our neighbors. So we know not to get any animals to raise for food. And the neighbors know where to dump all the stray animals.
Let’s skip the pigs, mud, and go straight to the Dom.
Oh, I want to have my own pig too! They are very intelligent and social animals actually. I totally understand why Ham never become ham…!
If i had the space for it I’d had the whole house full probably… and the sourroundings too… Maybe it’s a good thing that I don’t… Pheeeew!
Dear Dave, never have a suggestion been so very very tempting!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe I have to begin to practise a lot before we can have our war…..? In steps… Beginning with the Dom…. Hm… let see, how often.. people use to practise very often, yes…?
oink oink ,,,,,!!