In hibernation for the winter
Do you know why we, The Lifecruiser Team, are so slow for the moment?
OK, maybe you think we are slow even in other times, but now we are even slower!!! Yes, that is possible!!!
The right answer:
We have gone into hibernation for the winter with the awful minus degrees. Now I can hear you saying: it is only animals that goes into hibernation. Well, then we are animals….
Hm…. What kind of animals are we then?
Mrs Lifecruiser - the human Hedgehog. How come? Well, I love the summertime, have very many spines out for the moment, have been collecting a lot of food resources lately, drag my legs behind me, have a long nose, I am slurping loudly when I eat, I am scratching myself like I have a lot of fleas.
And I like to consume frogs like Mr Lifecruiser…. His skin are smooth (at least on his butt :-), he likes insects, worms, spiders, have declined drastically since the 1950’s, he makes calls on me, makes good jumps with his long legs, like to be active during the nights, his skin sometimes hangs losely.
He is my frog that became a prince the day I kissed him the first time….. *smiling really big*
Miss Ass. Lifecruiser - The Batwomen is a true flyer that is flying back and forward a lot, trying to be with her Batman, most active during the nights, the eyes are poorly, has very good smell/hearing senses, excellent on locate things.
But I am not sure if she is a microbat that eats blood or just a megabat that feeds on fruits and nectar… So be aware when she is around!!!!
Have you too gone into hibernation? What kind of animal are you then…?
