Lifecruiser

May 10th, 2006

Napoleons Love Letter

Posted by Lifecruiser in Love, Swedish

Paris, december 1795

“I awake all filled with you. Your image and the intoxicating pleasures of last night, allow my senses no rest.
Sweet and matchless Josephine, how strangely you work upon my heart.
Are you angry with me? Are you unhappy? Are you upset?
My soul is broken with grief and my love for you forbids repose. But how can I rest any more, when I yield to the feeling that masters my inmost self, when I quaff from your lips and from your heart a scorching flame?
Yes! One night has taught me how far your portrait falls short of yourself!
You start at midday: in three hours I shall see you again.
Till then, a thousand kisses, mio dolce amor! but give me none back for they set my blood on fire”.

This was a love letter that Napoleon Bonaparte sent to his mistress Josephine before their wedding. This was just one of maybe thousands he wrote.

I personally doubt that he actually felt real love, because he always continued to take on mistresses. He also divorced Josephine because she didn’t give him any children - I don’t believe you do that if you really love some one, not even at this time. I mean, if it only were a matter of children, he could have kept her as a mistress.

The love letters was not quite the reason for his fame, but maybe it should have been? There is an art to write love letters too, more than being a brilliant military leader, won’t you say? I sure would have preferred being famous for love than for war. The old saying “make love not war” still has meaning.

I guess I’m saying: start to write more love letters!!!

The connection between Sweden and Napoleon is that Jean-Baptiste Bernadotte from France, brother-in-law with Napoleons brother, reigned as King Karl Johan XIV of Sweden 1818. The House of Bernadotte is the current Royal House of the Kingdom of Sweden.

France has always been considered as the country of romance, maybe this connection can explain why we Swedes are considered to be so open about love and sex…?

Ah, that must be the reason why I like french kissing so much ;-)

Mrs Lifecruisers true french kiss

Read more Love Letters of Napoleon
Wikipedia about The House of Bernadotte

Cruise list: Etienne Bruere, Claudie, and Martin.
May 9th, 2006

Unsure Love

Posted by Lifecruiser in Love, Wise words

“If you are not sure if you Love her, go out on a walk with her a couple of times and check that she is not asking some dumb questions”.

[ Patrick, 7 year ]

Oh, how I would have loved to read what he means with dumb questions…

Cruise list: Sharlet, Dotm, Kelly, Mandy, Kasia, and Walker.
May 8th, 2006

The need of big boobs

Posted by Lifecruiser in Love

Being a blogger you want to find interesting subjects that other bloggers find interesting. I have found in my not very scientific research that there seem to be a big interest in silicon boobs and erection pills. Why, I have no idea ;-).
I think it has something to do with our nature and maybe some wish to be best in everything…

I have to investigate it further though, because I’m not sure if you need both of them for the same couple at the same time. I mean, if the woman have big boobs, maybe the man’s erection problems won’t appear - and the opposite, if the man have no problem with erection maybe he don’t need the big boobs, it’s just sufficient with a woman?

Ooops, I can see that questioning give me enough of opinions to drown in… *lol*

Personally I think it’s unnecessary to enlarge your breasts, because it’s mostly a try to increase your self-confidence, which can be done in other ways without taking all the serious risks involved with a surgery. There is some cases where there really is reasons for doing it, but far too many is doing it that don’t have to.

Besides that, I wonder if they really have thought about the problem they will have afterwards getting clothes fitting the big boobs? And they can’t even tell you exactly how the result is going to end up, you may get boobs you don’t even asked for. Mostly I don’t think it looks good either, not well-proportioned and very often they’re like two balls - too round on the upper side. But I’m not a man so maybe I have higher demands on what’s good looking?

Don’t take me wrong here, I love boobs, but beautiful naturally looking ones. I don’t want every one to have similar looking either. I think it’s like everything else - it’s very nice with some variation. Otherwise you soon get tired of seeing the same thing. Hm… maybe it going to change in the future and every one will do breast reductions instead? Why can’t we ever be satiesfied with what we got?

The same goes for the erection pills, too many is taking them that really shouldn’t have to. There are other ways to explore first. I guess it’s too easy to just take a pill and the problem seem to be solved. I would rather start to investigate why these problems occur to try to solve the real cause of it.

This really is a hot debate subject. I’ve seen it over and over again in the internet. I don’t know though if it really leads to something, to any insight in the matter at all. I think we are like we are and it would take gazillions of years to change that. There is too many that simply don’t want to change it. Plus the fact that it’s hard to stop a rolling snowball, every one wants to be the hottest or think they will be happier then.

“Today more money is spent on breast enlargements and erection pills than research about Alzheimers. That means that year 2030 there is going to be a lot of elderly women with very large breasts and equally many old men with a strong erection, but absolutely no one will remember what to do with it”.

[From our bible: “Men’s best loo book”]

So, you see, that may be #1 reason why that is not needed in this house…

Secret whisper: #2 reason could be the fact that we already have big boobs and/or a strong erection, but no, we’re not going to show you if we have…

Cruise list: Mandy, Kasia, Skye, Frances, John, and Kelly.
May 7th, 2006

Sun day

Posted by Lifecruiser in Odditys, Love

Today was a magnificent day in Stockholm with really nice sunshine and temperatures like a summer day, so I think all people in the city was out catching the sun - and so did we!

All the birds were having heartbreaking love concerts every where. People looked very happy and satiesfied.

It should have been written LOVE in the sky.

Now we have to make some love ourselves, maybe it will be written LOVE in our foreheads….

Cruise list: Sharlet, Kasia, Mandy, Dotm, and Skye.
May 3rd, 2006

Love language top list

Posted by Lifecruiser in Love

Wanna make Love?

LOVE:
kärlek (swedish)
amor (latin)
amore (italian)
amor (spanish)
amour (french)
liebe (german)
rakkaus (finish)
milosc (polish) *

(to) LOVE:
älska (swedish)
amare (latin)
amare (italian)
amar (spanish)
aimer (french)
lieben (german)
rakastaa (finish)
kochac (polish) *

DARLING:
älskling (swedish)
ocelle (latin)
amore (italian)
mi amor (spanish)
chéri / cherie (french)
liebling (german)
rakas (finish)

DO YOU LOVE ME?
älskar du mig? (swedish)
amasne me? (latin)
mi ami? (italian)
me quieres? (spanish)
tu m’aimes? (french)
liebst du mich? (german)
rakastatko minua? (finish)

Repeat the answer after us, over and over again….

I LOVE YOU:
jag älskar dig (swedish)
jeg elsker dig (danish)
eg elskar deg (norwegian)
eg elska thig (islandic)
te amo (latin)
ti amo (italian)
te quiero (spanish)
je t’aime (french)
ich liebe dich (german)
rakastan sinua (finish)

And then, have a long….

PASSIONATE:
passionerad (swedish)
cupiditate inflammatus (latin)
appassionato (italian)
apasionado (spanish)
passionné (french)
leidenschaftlich (german)
intohimoinen (finish)

KISS:
kyss (swedish)
osculum (latin)
bacio (italian)
beso (spanish)
baiser (french)
kuss (german)
suudelma (finish)

That gives you….

PALPATIONS:
hjärtklappning (swedish)
palpitatio cordis (latin)
palpitazione (italian)
palpitaciones (spanska)
battement de coer (french)
herzklopfen (german)
sydämentykytys (finish)

Which makes you really….

TURNED ON:
upphetsad (swedish)
libidine inflammatus (latin)
eccitato (italian)
caliente (spanish)
excité (french)
erregt (german)
kiihottunut (finish)

(Warning! Bad language! Don’t click!)


(more…)

Cruise list: Sharlet, Tnchick, Walker, Chi, Kasia, Mandy, Mar, Skye, Fartin martin, Mama Mouse, and Kelly.
April 14th, 2006

Movie Love

Posted by Lifecruiser in Odditys, Love, Wise words

“When you have found a guy you go and see a movie with him and have children”.

[ Sandra, 7 year ]

Me:

1) I found the guy…
2) I’m seeing a movie with him…
3) I’m off making love…..

….not children ;-)

Cruise list: Sharlet.
April 11th, 2006

Big Bear Hugs

Posted by Lifecruiser in Odditys, Love
Lifecruisers hugs

I think our hibernation is over now!

But we’ll keep up the global warming effect, because that is pure pleasure…

Big Bear Hugs to you all :-)

Cruise list: Sharlet, Sisiggy, and Walker.
March 22nd, 2006

Hit by the bird flu

Posted by Lifecruiser in Odditys, Love
Cupido wounded by birdflu or what

I thought that I should wrote about my biggest fear for the moment. The Bird flu. It’s spreading around the world rapidly. But, I’m not afraid for my own sake. As long as Mr Lifecruiser and I’m together I can face anything.

No, what I wonder is if maybe Cupido is in the risk zone of getting it? That’s really worrying me.

Think about it, no more LOVE…..!!!!! I don’t want to experience THAT.

Do you think that masks and Tamiflu will protect him against it…?

Any one seen him lately?

Secret whisper: I’m afraid that if not the bird flu is taken him, forreign air forces have shot him down in fear that our earlier Make Love campaign would be too successful.

Cruise list: Skye, Walker, and TN Chick.
March 18th, 2006

Too many girls

Posted by Lifecruiser in Love, Wise words

“It is not a good thing if you have too many girls. Then it will not be enough girls for all of us”.

[ Brian, 8 year ]

Cruise list: Walker, Sharlet, Dave, Sisiggy, and TN Chick.
March 12th, 2006

Watch pigs and mud

Posted by Lifecruiser in Love, Wise words

“You can find some one to Love in the towns center, because many women live there. They don’t feel like they want to go around and watch pigs”.

[ Sören, 8 year ]

I do… Despite the fact that I’m living in Stockholm. I just LOVE pigs…. their snout and oink sound.

Pigs are so cool….

As a matter of fact, they are not able to sweat, so they must have mud to cool down - and even use it for sun protection.

Just think about it, to have a valid excuse for jumping into the mud pool.

Any one care for a mud war….?

Sorry guys, I did NOT say women mud wrestling. You heard wrong ;-)

Cruise list: Dave, Sisiggy, Miss Ass.Lifecruisern, and Homer.
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