February 13th, 2007

My Alien Pregnancy TIT’s

Posted by Lifecruiser in Health, Life

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As you may know, for the moment my health issues is priority #1 to tackle.

My back “case”: I have an appointment to a pain control doctor today Tuesday. I have no faith in them any more, but let’s hope that they’ll surprise me this time ;-) It’s not by my own choice I go there though, but from the Social security agency, so there will be a following up meeting with them too - on Valentine’s day of all days! Nice huh? Maybe they wanna give me a big chocolate heart? *lol*

Searching for a caring Doctor: I’ll check up the ones on my list today, I promise…!!! *ashamed*

Gynecologist: Remember I had my hole investigated last Tuesday…. *giggles* If you read the update of that post, you know that she found a cyst on my right ovary and will send me to an expert on ultrasound, so I’m still waiting for an appointment which should be before the 7th MArs when I’ll revisit her again. The probably benign polyp in my cervix, which she removed by snare technique, seem to have healed. No answers from the lab yet.

My stomach problems: I’m eating the bacteria capsules to improve my immune defense and other stuff. It still seems to work a bit better, but maybe not completely yet. We’ll see if the the pain control Doctor has something to add there too, since it’s partly because of the pain control pills that I get problem with the stomach.

Moving our flesh: We’ve been out with my sister at several occasions, but should move our flesh around even more. We have the weather as an excuse though. Awful snow and ice and icy winds blowing through your clothes whatever you put on!

MY ALIEN PREGNANCY: After months, months and months again of trying to gain some weight, I finally made it! Only problem is that it seems to have been ackumulated somewhere else during these months and then suddenly now swollen up and give me love handles and a belly of a pregnant woman! OH NO!

I even had to take a test to be sure, not once but twice!!! Plus that ultrasound at the Gyn confirm that there is no baby in there - maybe it’s an alien? *giggles*

Strange thing is, we are several persons that seem to have the same problem - a very strange swollen belly, it starts already high up at the ribs! If it’s not an alien baby, surely it must be some kind of a new virus…?

Bah! Just kick us out!!!! *lol*

Reminder rest Tit’s:

1. Get copies of med. journals (after 14 Feb)
2. Kick my ass to find a new doctor
3. Deal with my health issues
4. Find new kitchen curtains
5. Kitchen cupboards
6. Porcelain boxes
7. Clean bathroom
8. Clean hall closet
9. Basement storage
10. Sales ads

See the latest post and Tackle It Tuesday participants over at 5 minutes for mom.

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  1. mar said:

    I haven’t gained any weight but gravity is playing games on me and I have the same belly symptoms…help!
    Take good care of yourself!

    Lifecruiser: OH, don’t even mention the gravity problem too!!! Could it be the aliens fault too? Maybe they have messed it up with all their sauces? *LMAO*

    February 13th, 2007 at 10:13 am

  2. Gattina said:

    I think you are the only person who wants to GAIN weight here in Blogworld ! everybody is excercising for comments and you want to put on weight. So for each comment I made here eat something very unhealthy that makes fat ! Me too I have pregnancy size problems mostly in the evening, then my belly + stomac are swollen but in the morning it’s gone. Strange thing.

    Lifecruiser: Maybe you have an alien in there too and that’s how they do…. *lol*

    February 13th, 2007 at 12:27 pm

  3. Maribeth said:

    So that’s what crawling into my belly…an Alien Baby! And Hubby says I am just fat! See he knows nothing!!!
    I also need to clean, but until this knee is better, I think I am not going to be able to. What do you think? Should I risk it or wait until I’m off he crutches?

    Lifecruiser: He he… You know exactly what my answer is: wait wait wait :-)))) You have to come on a recovery cruise first!

    February 13th, 2007 at 2:17 pm

  4. TorAa said:

    From Cats on Tuesday - http://obsidiankitten.blogspot.com/

    Read this blog, and be healed! It’s about the cats PURR .
    You know the old saying that cats are good for rheaumatisme.
    Read also this study.

    http://www.bksv.com/2798.asp

    Further comments from home.

    Be healed.
    =^.^=

    Lifecruiser: Ha ha, yes it would be a much more nice way to heal :-) I wonder though if it’s possible to exchange it with other vibrating tools…? *lol*

    February 13th, 2007 at 2:55 pm

  5. Lisa Knight said:

    The alien baby…I think that is what dh has… he got pregnant like 8 years ago when I was with our first & he hasn’t given bith yet…thing is gonna be huge by the time it decides to come out… Not that I am thin, my baby came out 3 years ago & I really wish I had scheduled a follow up tummy tuck (hack) I WILL GET RID OF THE FLAP, soon!!!

    I had a polyp too, that’s how I found out I was preggers with the Princess, of course I like in a part of the USA where it might as well be 3rd world as far as medicine goes cuz my DR told me I was having a miscarriage…duh. But it actually fell out on its own, weird…

    Lifecruiser: Oh, dear, 8 years… That will be a giant elephant alien…. *giggles* Well, sometimes I just wonder if some doctor’s hava clue what they’re doing or talking about… i guess they’re only human they too and can make mistakes, but it fels like it’s a bit too often!

    February 13th, 2007 at 4:46 pm

  6. Melli said:

    Well, LC … whatever it is that’s growing in your belly, I hope you give birth to it soon! (and I wish I could get rid of MINE by giving birth too!) WAIT! No I DON’T! I didn’t mean that! *stuffs those words right back in my mouth* (am i craaaazy?)

    Lifecruiser: Yes, you’re crazy - you’re socializing with me so you must be ;-)

    February 13th, 2007 at 7:00 pm

  7. TopChamp said:

    Maybe part of your health treatment should be a trip….?

    Thanks for your comments btw - it was lovely to hear from you & get to visit your blog.

    Lifecruiser: Yes… I’ll sort certain things out first and then - violá - off we go…. *s*

    February 13th, 2007 at 7:48 pm

  8. Sanni said:

    I´m not tackling, but I tagged you with the 5 things MEME :mrgreen:

    Lifecruiser: OH NO! Tagged again…. Can I re-use…? *lol*

    February 13th, 2007 at 9:45 pm

  9. RennyBA said:

    I’m sorry to hear about all this pain and frustrations, but I know you can handle it;-) If not, don’t you know that of what that doesn’t help, cognac is the best!

    Lifecruiser: No, no, whisky is the word and not any sort: Tullamore Dew is our favorite. Simple but wonderful! Goooood advice otherwise!!

    February 13th, 2007 at 11:03 pm

  10. Irish Church Lady said:

    I have an alien baby too! Sometimes I fantasize that I am expecting the second baby that I never had and then reality hits me. Waaaaa!!

    Lifecruiser: Reality is cruel….

    February 14th, 2007 at 1:58 am

  11. happy and blue 2 said:

    You should add “Give birth to alien baby” to your list..

    Lifecruiser: Yes….

    February 14th, 2007 at 3:33 am

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