Lifecruiser

September 7th, 2005

We do not do mornings

Posted by Lifecruiser in Odditys

Warm mornings
Do not like mornings….
We do not do mornings….
*grumpy*

Everything can goes wrong
and usually does… That is
why we stay in bed for as
long as we can.

Can not do things right and
can not speak understandable.
Luckily we are both the same
way, so we often ends up just
laughing and laughing crazy.

I use to say to my best friend, Miss Ass. Lifecruiser, that Mr Lfiecruiser and I complement each other, together we have ONE brain. Then she just laughs at us like we were her children or something and do not at all sounds like she agree with that.

OK, So maybe it is not a complete brain, but it is pretty close!

Cruise list: Miss Ass. Lifecruiser and Miss Ass. Lifecruiser.

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  1. Miss Ass. Lifecruiser said:

    My dear Poofriend…. You do have one brain each… just a bit damage ones… but.. as long as you two don’t notice it it’s just fiiiine! The rest of us just ignore you’re strange comments from time to time…..

    About the mornings… Usually Mrs lifecruiser is the one first up…and then.. after a short while.. when her stomache start so make strange noises… she drags the blanket of her husband… telling him that it’s breakfast time…. No one can keep the laugh inside when seeing him in the morning!! hmmm.. He talks strange… mumbles… walking in to the walls…. Think you got the pic!!!

    September 8th, 2005 at 7:53 pm

  2. Lifecruiser said:

    Well, when you have seen me, it is on occusions when you have been visiting our place.

    Can any one even imagine the total horror of being forced to live under the same roof as Mrs Lifecruiser and Miss Ass. for several days?

    It is quite a achievement just to be alive after that. No wonder that I crawls at the end of it….

    September 8th, 2005 at 8:42 pm

  3. Miss Ass. Lifecruiser said:

    Mr.Lifecruiser… Just admit that you felt like a king!! Two nice .. well behaved women around your legs for some days….

    September 9th, 2005 at 4:49 am

  4. Lifecruiser said:

    Whispering: Schhhhh, some one else can hear you!

    I will not say: like a roaster in the hen farm, because I do not want to put my self on the grill….

    September 9th, 2005 at 11:31 am

  5. Miss Ass. Lifecruiser said:

    haha.. If someone hears me here… they will not understand what I’m talking about anyway!! *lol* Mr Lifecruiser crawling around on the floor like a grilled roaster!!! hmmm..

    September 12th, 2005 at 1:57 am

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