Talk like a pirate for a day
Do not miss that it is the “Talk like a pirate day” (19th of september every year)!
I do think that this would be the pick-up line that Mr Lifecrusier would have said to Mrs Lifecruiser: Would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
And this would be Mrs Lifecruisers: C’mon, lad, shiver me timbers!