Lifecruiser

December 25th, 2005

Stucked Christmas gifts

Posted by Lifecruiser in Odditys

We strongly suspect that Santa got some problems this year delivering the christmas gifts.

Santa stucked with the christmas gifts

Maybe that is why we got so few christmas gifts this year… ?

Or is it because we are so rude, demanding, selfish, without compassion, drunk, disrespectful, ungrateful, spoiled, childish, without charm, embarrasing, with big holes in our personalities, bad attitudes, spitting poison around us????

What do you think? Give us a clue.

Cruise list: Mandy, Marie b., Golfwidow, and Happy and Blue.

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  1. Happy and Blue said:

    I think eventually Santa will squeeze down the chimney, ha,ha..
    Hope you had a very Merry Christmas.

    December 26th, 2005 at 4:41 am

  2. Lifecruiser said:

    Happy and blue:

    I do hope that we were the last one to get the christmas gifts, so all the others around the world do not have to wait for them too….

    Actually we did get some more today, maybe his stomach has been reduced now when he can not eat so much, hanging upside down in the chimney??!

    December 26th, 2005 at 8:36 pm

  3. golfwidow said:

    I know a lot of people with a lot fewer redeeming qualities who got everything they wanted and more, so yeah, I’d say get up on the roof with the Crisco.

    December 27th, 2005 at 2:21 am

  4. Lifecruiser said:

    golfwidow:

    It is maybe a good idea - as long no one lighten up the fire….. Woff! And no more Santa *crying*

    We are getting used to having Santa around now, maybe we will let him be stucked there just to see what he looks like when he eventually fall down…?

    With a very scary voice: That was our evil twins speaking….

    December 27th, 2005 at 2:34 am

  5. marie b. said:

    the UPS guys are slacking, definitely.

    December 27th, 2005 at 9:59 am

  6. Lifecruiser said:

    Ahh, of course, the UPS… Probably they are stucked somewhere else than in the chimney.

    I could think of a lot of places. Maybe not so nice ;-)

    Use your imagination and do feel free to tell us about it!

    December 27th, 2005 at 12:24 pm

  7. Mandy said:

    I think Santa has a problem with his reindeer this year. You see, he fed Rudolph too much and poor Rudolph had to go into hibernation for a few months to recover. Yes that’s it. uh huh

    Mandy :)

    December 29th, 2005 at 11:09 pm

  8. Lifecruiser said:

    Mandy:
    My god! Santa is bad to this reindeers, I think I have to report that to all the animal rescue organizations around the world. This demands some actions!

    December 29th, 2005 at 11:48 pm

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