Lifecruiser

Oh, boy, I feel so popular ;-), tagged again, by Sharlet.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. “Big and strong, powerful and united Sweden. He was driven by a……”

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. I’m knocking on the window here. Hope that the neighbours aren’t doing something they shouldn’t and think that I’m knocking at them… Is this some kind of new exercises when you’ve been sitting in front of the computer too long?

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? The Apassionata Horse show. (Full of passion and professionalism!)

4. Without looking, guess what time it is. What is time? *falling into deep philosophic analysis*

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
I really don’t want to know. Honestly.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Me chewing on my delicious night sandwiches.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Thursday. Visiting my Mom at the elderly home and bought food so we can survive until next time we go out. (7 big bags full!)

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? Ooops, that had to be Mr Lifecrusiers…………….. lips.

9. What are you wearing? My engagement- and wedding rings. On my nipples!

Nah, I just said that because I was bored of these questions ;-)

10. Did you dream last night? Always about Mr Lifecruiser… Oh, maybe that wasn’t a dream…?

11. When did you last laugh? Wait! I haven’t stopped yet… *giggling*

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Beautiful landscape paintings from Fårö, some old photos (grandparents, Mom ‘n Dad), cool painting of one black Convertible Cabriolet splitted into two paintings, two hearts in a heavy stone-picture.

13. Seen anything weird lately? Baldie Hawn - in the mirror.

14. What do you think of this quiz? Must I think? This could be really exhausting. I think I’m being IRONic here.

15. What is the last film you saw? Because of my severe Dementia and Altzheimer, I can’t remember.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? A lot of stuff - except love and happiness, because I already have that! A big part of the stuff would be for my near and dear ones before I begin to change the world ;-)

17. Tell me something about you that I don’t know. Are you sure you want to know? I’ts on your own risk! Don’t tell me that I didn’t warn you! I’m not to be hold responsible for any sickness or damage to your soul or anything! OK?

Secret whisper: My poo is black for the moment. It’s the iron pills that does it, not my soul!

18. If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be? H U M A N I T Y.

19. Do you like to dance? LOVE TO…. with Mr Lifecruiser.

20. George Bush… Goooussh.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Pippilotta Viktualia Rullgardina Krusmynta Efraimsdotter Långstrump. Pippi Longsocking. So now you see why this is impossible?

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Herr Nilsson. That’s the name of Pippi Longsockings monkey. We couldn’t see that poor child suffer with that name, could we?

23. Would you ever consider living abroad? YESSSS

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates? Stop! Wait for Mr Lifecruiser!

25. 4 people you would like to see do this meme in their journal: The Swedish Royal King Carl XVI Gustaf Bernadotte, A seven year old child, A poor bag lady and …..YOU!!!!!

(Ha, got you!)

Warning: If you don’t do this Meme you will be suffering from really bad rotten egg farts for about fartieight years ahead. And that’s the smelly truth!