Brain Wanted
Almost functional, but with big memory leaks, severly overloaded with crap, corresponding half a normal brain and compatible with Mr Lifecruiser’s half a brain.
At the time of the loss it was grey, shrunken (and maybe drunken) and might suffer from severe Altzheimers or Dementia. Either way, it’s confused and seems to be lost and unable to find it’s path home.
Possible places of interest: Any place connected with food. The fugitive is not dangerous as long as it’s not hungry. Eat’s anything (alive!) and listen to the name Mrs Lifecruiser. Accepts no leash.
The police suspects no crime. Please report to any police department in the Stockholm area if seen anywhere.
A reward has been offered by the owner to anyone who can capture the lost brain or leave a clue that leads to a capture.
Disclaimer: That is, if the owner can remember the finding - and in case of any brain damage the reward will be withdrawn.
