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September 21st, 2006

Thirteen sexy posts

Posted by Lifecruiser in Odditys

13 SEXY POSTS…

1. Our bikini blog
2. Does elephant condoms exist
3. Swedish bad language
4. Swedish use of sex
5. Swedish sex and sin
6. Housekeeping methods
7. Shower activities
8. My husband in stayups
9. The mooning poker widow
10. Garbage men whistles
11. My wife is showing her tits
12. Naughty film in the bedroom
13. Adult naughty favorite song

♥ I WRITE, ENJOY… LOVE… SEXY POSTS!

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  1. Dave said:

    I have a suspicion the Lifecruisers could have come up with at least 113 sexy posts.

    Lifecruiser: You don’t say? *lol*

    September 21st, 2006 at 3:17 am

  2. Tink said:

    Hahaha, great list! Especially no. 5 is hilarious. ;-)
    My TT is up.

    Lifecruiser: Thanks you Tink. We kind of like them too, but don’t tell anyone that ;-)

    September 21st, 2006 at 10:51 am

  3. Kailani said:

    You’ve got my curiosity going. I may have to check out some of those but I’m not telling which!

    Lifecruiser: Teasing me hah? *lol*

    September 21st, 2006 at 11:53 am

  4. Wendy Ann Edwina D'Cunha e Pereira said:

    :oops: I’m surfing at work… cannot visit any of these sites….

    Happy TT!!!

    Lifecruiser: Oh, sorry you wouldn’t dare . it’s not sites, it’s our posts, not sites :-) And they’re not so vad as it sounds!

    September 21st, 2006 at 12:07 pm

  5. carmen said:

    is it warm in here? :) I need a Mr. Carmen. :)

    Lifecruiser: Teasing you a bit? Good! *lol*

    September 21st, 2006 at 1:23 pm

  6. colleen said:

    You’ll have everyone clicking away on the links!

    I once gave poetry reading and the place was croweded and loud. I started by saying “let’s talk about sex!” and all the forks dropped and they looked up. Of course I had to deliver a slightly sexy poem.

    Mine are “on line.”

    Lifecruiser: Yes, i do hope they will click on them :-) Haha, love the way you started the poetry reading, very smart of you!

    September 21st, 2006 at 3:08 pm

  7. Norma said:

    Guess I’ll pass! Sounds like you have a good time. My TT is up.

    Lifecruiser: you don’t know what you’ve missed! It is fun! Promise!

    September 21st, 2006 at 3:17 pm

  8. meredith said:

    I’m afraid…. but I will be back to click on some of those when my son isn’t sitting here on the floor next to me. He notices EVERYthing.

    Lifecruiser: Aha… yes, it maybe wise to be careful with kids around, even though this ones is rather innocent ones :-)

    September 21st, 2006 at 3:35 pm

  9. Gattina said:

    The elephant condoms exists ! I am selling them to Africa, only trouble is I mad bankruptcy because these stupid animals categorically refuse to put them on, or they don’t know how to use it and put it on their trunk and then complain that it’s to large.

    Lifecruiser: OH MY GOD, It’s you that have placed that one here! You’ve sneaked in and played us a joke! Busted!

    September 21st, 2006 at 3:52 pm

  10. mar said:

    where are the kleenex? I am laughing tears! love the cartoons, too. Great sexy posts, I have to visit Sweden!
    Happy TT and thanks for your kind words :)

    Lifecruiser: Oh, did I forgot to handle out the kleenes boxes? He…he… You’re welcome to mingle with us crazy Swedes :-)

    September 21st, 2006 at 4:10 pm

  11. Kasia said:

    Sexy posts are sooo..sexy:))) I like sexy things. :))Swedish bad language is my next goal. I’ll use the words in my bedroom…. :oops:

    Lifecruiser: Good, we’ve actually held some language lessons here, are we? *lol* Maybe you could teach the pupils some Swedish? No? *lol*

    September 21st, 2006 at 5:25 pm

  12. Mandy said:

    lol - I bet lots of people will click those links expecting something really raunchy. I clicked a few though, so I’m just as guilty as the next! Lucky I know you a little better, and I know you’re not OVER raunchy in public.. are you? lol

    Mandy

    Lifecruiser: He…he… Yes, I was hoping to get a reaction of people. First misbelief… then clicking…and then laughing. The surprise and (relief?) that it wasn’t what they expected.

    Things aren’t always as they look like hah? And no, no no, nothing raunchy in public!

    OK, other from some nosepicking maybe…. (kidding!)

    September 21st, 2006 at 9:20 pm

  13. PaxilPrincess said:

    :oops: Oh boy…going to have to check those out before going to get the kids from school *lol*

    Happy -sexy- Thursday!

    Lifecruiser: Yes, I’m waiting to hear your reaction…. *lol*

    September 21st, 2006 at 9:50 pm

  14. PaxilPrincess said:

    Okay, I just had to come back and tell you that those were hilarious!!
    Thanks for sharing! :mrgreen:

    Lifecruiser: He—he… Glad you had fun, that was the purpose :-)

    September 21st, 2006 at 9:56 pm

  15. Janet said:

    #8 cracked me up LOL!

    Lifecruiser: I’m so glad you mentioned that one - I will be very happy to tell Mr Lifecruiser that! *lol*

    September 21st, 2006 at 10:06 pm

  16. incog said:

    :wink: Looked at a couple will be back to look at the rest - great TT.

    Lifecruiser: Thanks, you’re welcome back to have some fun :-)

    September 21st, 2006 at 10:26 pm

  17. Jenn said:

    Definitely an interesting list. Thanks for sharing.

    Lifecruiser: OK. Interesting? Hm. Makes me curious of what’s interesting with it…. *lol*

    September 21st, 2006 at 10:29 pm

  18. The Shrone said:

    I had to show the cartoon to my husband about the old lady’s shagging boobs. I tell him by the time I’m 40 I’m going to need my boobs put back on my chest! :-O

    Lifecruiser: Yes, it’s a kind of horror pic ;-)

    September 22nd, 2006 at 1:00 am

  19. Chelle Y said:

    I think I’ll stay away from those “sexy posts.” I try to keep my blog at least PG, because my dad reads it. Haha!

    Lifecruiser: Well, I don’t think that they really is that sexy- at least not the post, it’s the title that’s “worst”, which you had noticed if you had clicked on the links…. *lol*

    But you’re not used to us, we are a bit tricky that way that you have to understand our humor :-)

    September 22nd, 2006 at 2:00 am

  20. girlseyeviewNU said:

    Thursday Thirteen edition #2…

    Thursday Thirteen for Sept. 21st 2006!!

    ……

    September 22nd, 2006 at 6:53 am

  21. Jenny said:

    now im curious. not to mention horney so the post titles dont really help. :wink: nice list tho. happy T13.

    Lifecruiser: Well, in that case the posts won’t really help either, I don’t think they are THAT exciting… *lol*

    September 22nd, 2006 at 6:55 am

  22. astrocoz said:

    I’ll have to go back and read some of those later! Thanks for sharing and for stopping by my TT!

    Lifecruiser: You’re most welcome back :-)

    September 22nd, 2006 at 7:09 am

  23. MommyBa said:

    #2 made my eyes pop and wonder. I wil have to get back at some of them this weekend when I get the time. This is one interesting list you have.

    Happy weeekend!

    Lifecruiser: Ha, ha…. I wonder what you say when you really see them - maybe you get surprised….. Things aren’t always what you think they are… *lol*

    September 22nd, 2006 at 10:53 am

  24. Danielle said:

    Oh my goodness!!! I was rolling on the floor after the first one–and they only got better!

    I had to grab the husband to listen to the last one with me!!!

    I would really be in trouble with the language in Sweden *lol*

    Lifecruiser: I’m so glad you enojoyed it! We love when people have fun :-) Life could be a lot more fun if people let it be…

    September 23rd, 2006 at 1:57 am

  25. Irish Church Lady said:

    Love the elephant condom. Reminds me of this joke.

    Q: How do you know when an elephant has her period?

    A: There’s a quarter on your dresser and your mattress is gone.

    Lifecruiser:We’re laughing our assess off here, though we dont’ understand it totally. We’re drunk. And there probably is some language problems. Please take a few beers and then explain it to us ;-)

    September 23rd, 2006 at 2:10 am

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