January 25th, 2007

Thirteen medevial pick up lines

Posted by Lifecruiser in Odditys, Love, Pleasure

1. If I had been your horse, I would have wanted that you sat on me without a saddle.

2. The Magician: You know, it’s not only my magic wand that is pointed…

3. You know, that chastity belt would fit perfectly well on my bedroom floor.

4. Don’t believe the rumors you have heard about me… The bubonic plague didn’t hit my most vital body parts.

5. I lost one of my legs in battle. Guess what I’m walking on?!

6. Yes, beautiful damozel, I’m indeed a magician. Do you want to see your clothes disappear?

7. By rights I’m a nice prince that has been bewitched by a mean witch. Tell me, do you like frog sex?

8. Hmm, it seems like I have lost my sex slave. Can I borrow you for a while?

9. Your shelter or mine?

10. My dear lady, you know very well that it isn’t the size of the magic wand that counts, but how magical it is.

11. Your eyes are dark as a moat at midnight. Lower your drawbridge and let me in.

12. What does a pretty maiden doing in a dirty dungeon like this?

13. You should be glad that I’m not a viking, because then I would already have devestated and plundered you at this time.

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  1. amy said:

    Nice Nice..Very good 13 today!

    Lifecruiser: Thanks Amy :-)

    January 25th, 2007 at 12:26 pm

  2. Scouser said:

    :razz: Love it, cool T13. My T13 can be found here

    Lifecruiser: I’m glad you enjoyed it Scouser :-)

    January 25th, 2007 at 12:29 pm

  3. Gattina said:

    I am convinced that you have a viking ancestor ! Not because you are plundering my blog, but because you like to talk about them ! Does Mr. Lifecruiser looks like a Viking ? Tall, blond with a metal hat and horns ?

    Lifecruiser: …and it takes one to know one, or what is it they use to say…? *lol*

    Good thing you said blond and tall, otherwise I might have thought that you ment he was the devil ;-)

    January 25th, 2007 at 12:35 pm

  4. Sonny said:

    :razz:
    This was funny. I love all medieval stuff. And I like pick up lines. So very good choice! Thanks for sharing!

    My list is up too!

    Happy TT,
    Sonny
    aka
    Sweet like Kitty.
    I will exercise for comments!!

    Lifecruiser: Thanks sonny. We love al medevial things too. They are sooo cool.

    January 25th, 2007 at 1:28 pm

  5. Irish Church Lady said:

    LOL good ones. I feel all hot now. Note to self: must watch medieval period movie on weekend. Oops, maybe it’s the flames.

    Lifecruiser: Yes, aren’t we on fire? *lol*

    January 25th, 2007 at 1:30 pm

  6. that frolicsome kid said:

    HAHAHAHA! They are (or were, since it’s from the medieval times) really funny! I like the bubonic plague joke the most! :grin:

    Lifecruiser: Yes, that’s a good one. I can’t even decide which one I like the most! Or if any of them would have worked on me! *lol*

    January 25th, 2007 at 1:44 pm

  7. Mice and Moonbeams said:

    Your blog cracks me up!! I love it!

    Thank you for stopping by to visit mine yesterday and to welcome me to TT (or TiT, rather!) :mrgreen:

    Lifecruiser: Thanks Mice and Moonbeams. I think… *lol* I’m so glad that I can amuse more people than myself :-)

    January 25th, 2007 at 2:35 pm

  8. carmen said:

    Mwah-ha-ha! Funny! And i think matches your new firey design. :)

    Lifecruiser: Thanks Carmen, awfully nice of you to say that :-)

    January 25th, 2007 at 3:05 pm

  9. Maribeth said:

    OMG I am on the floor laughing so hard! You are too much!

    Lifecruiser: So you have that habit too, to lay on the floor in laugh cramps? *lol* Too much? Yes, sometimes even for myself… *lol*

    January 25th, 2007 at 3:32 pm

  10. colleen said:

    It’s hot over here all around! My 13 has a tad of nudity.

    Lifecruiser: It is? Wow, I’ll have to rush around to see… *lol*

    January 25th, 2007 at 3:35 pm

  11. Sanni said:

    :shock: Bwahahahaaaa :mrgreen:
    #5, #8 and #9 are killing me!

    Lifecruiser: Yes, and even more: I can’t figure out IF any of them would actually work…. *lol*

    January 25th, 2007 at 4:48 pm

  12. Amy Jo said:

    ROFLOL!!! That is so funny :razz:

    Lifecruiser: Thanks Amy Jo, I’m glad that you had a fun time here. Welcome back at any time :-)

    January 25th, 2007 at 5:36 pm

  13. The Shrone said:

    I love the topic for your TT this week! They are very witty! :mrgreen:

    Lifecruiser: Yes, aren’t they? Much more than the modern ones… *lol*

    January 25th, 2007 at 6:44 pm

  14. Becky D said:

    Very cool list. Very unique and funny.

    Lifecruiser: Thanks Becky :-) I’m glad you liked it!

    January 25th, 2007 at 7:30 pm

  15. Rebecca G. said:

    You seriously owe me a new computer keyboard. I just sprayed coffee all over mine. Out my nose, no less.
    :twisted:

    Lifecruiser: Oooops…. Don’t you know: always wear a protective mask when you’re blogging! *LMAO*

    January 25th, 2007 at 7:58 pm

  16. claudie said:

    Thanks for your comment on my space! Paris is a magic place for lovers!
    And I’m sure that your medieval magician would like to be there and be in action!
    claudie

    Lifecruiser: Ha ha ha - me too Claudie! I bet they were very active in that period too :-)

    January 25th, 2007 at 8:22 pm

  17. joe blogs said:

    I’m so tired you’ve been jousting through my dreams all night.

    Lifecruiser: Ooops. I know I should have practised more on that voodoo course I took before I started on my own… *LMAO*

    January 25th, 2007 at 8:34 pm

  18. Chelle Y. said:

    That was so cute and creative! :)

    Lifecruiser: See, they were creative even in that period ;-)

    January 25th, 2007 at 9:10 pm

  19. Marcia said:

    wonder if these lines have ever been used?

    Lifecruiser: Of course they’ve been used! This is the most ancient habits we’re talking about here ;-)

    January 25th, 2007 at 9:14 pm

  20. Dot said:

    Lifecruiser, Hope it is ok not to comment on the post, but just to leave Prayers and love for you Mother. I often think of her and wonder how she is doing. As you know, I care a lot for she is such a wonderful person. Give her a Hug for me.
    Thanks. Hope all is well for you and your Husband.

    Lifecruiser: Certainly Dot! You’re always welcome no matter what :-) Thank you so much for your kind words. I’ll come by and inform you about my Mom especially in the morning when I’m much more wake, it’s too late in the night over here right now….

    January 25th, 2007 at 11:43 pm

  21. Sandy said:

    I have been married all of these years and never had to use any thing like you mentioned above…Just good old being in love at our house!! Thanks for stopping by today..Sandy

    Lifecruiser: Yes, some of us are really the lucky ones huh? *lol*

    January 26th, 2007 at 12:53 am

  22. Raggedy said:

    What a fun list!
    My TT is posted
    Have a wonderful Thursday!

    Lifecruiser: Thanks Raggedy. I’m glad to be able to amuse you a bit :-)

    January 26th, 2007 at 1:56 am

  23. Debbie said:

    Well you certainly were on a roll with this one! Too funny! I particularly like #11!

    Lifecruiser: I have a very hard time to decide which is my own favorite and certainly not if any of them would actually work…. *LMAO*

    January 26th, 2007 at 11:02 pm

  24. Hootin' Anni said:

    Love the drawbridge one. Reminiscent of being chained and the chain finally dropped–being free again— and what should appear? But the knight in shining armour! ENTER oh wise one….let’s cast spells together in the glow of the moonlight under the tower….then a beheading and the damsel calls out to the guard….”drop that drawbridge Seymour”….I wanna SEE MORE.

    Lifecruiser: *whistles* Hoot! I’m impressed. I wanna SEE MORE of that Hootin’ Anni !!!!

    January 26th, 2007 at 11:19 pm

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