Housekeeping methods
In the meantime, while waiting for you to wake up (helloooooo where are you???) and come in with some wishes of episodes for our new Odd Reality Soap, we are going to do a unofficial pre-start. Just to give us all some inspiration…
We will clearify the totally boring subject housekeeping methods - or how to make it more fun.
We have implemented simply brilliant methods for housekeeping, that will keep the subject out of the usual nagging or fighting between married couple - or unmarried couple for that matter.
The method #1 is simple: None of us are doing it!
WARNING! THIS COULD BE UPSETTING FOR SENSIBLE PEDANTIC PEOPLE!
Here are some sample pics of the cruel reality, just to get you in the mood of not cleaning:
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Sorry, could not catch our pets the dust rats on picture, they just keep fly away whenever we come close. Or the suitcases which where standing there too, still packed with some items. I guess we will have to empty them totally before the next trip….?
Now, we comes to method #2 which is more enjoyable: Do the cleaning up nude!
As you already are wet in sweat (and maybe from other things to, what would we know ;-) , grab the fantastic oppertunity to make love in front of (or where ever you feel like) the vacuumcleaner, dishwasher or washing machine.
Ohhh, and take your time, the dirt is not going anywhere but in your minds ;-)
And under NO circumstances are we publishing any pics from this method, no matter what your arguments or begging methods are!
You naughty ones….!
To Miss Ass. Lifecruiser, Mrs Lifecruisers best friend, we have to say: sorry that you do not have a husband and do be careful with the buttons on the machines, hey, it can be to much vibrations even for you to handle ;-)
And to the rest of you: Please feel free to come clean and confess other methods of yours.
