I don’t know what special connection Miss Ass. Lifecruiser has, or if it’s some one she knows that writes her daily horoscopes she is getting, but they are scary accurate striking EVERY TIME!!! It’s just unbeleivable…

“Feel the need to escape from everyday life? That’s understandable. The stars say it’s a great time to get away from it all. If you’re able, grab a suitcase and run, don’t walk, to the nearest exit”.

That’s sooo her, she always grab her suitcase to run somewhere, seldom unpack it.

*shaking my head in disbelief*

NOTE: I’ve tried it, but I never got any interesting, accurate or striking horoscopes, just plain dull ones. So I unsubscribed. It’s no fun…..