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February 10th, 2006

Another 2 shitty story

Posted by Lifecruiser in Odditys, Pets

Here comes the other shitty story I was mentioning in our earlier post “Picking up interesting shit”. I can see the funny in almost everything, don’t know about you, but I going to tell you this anyway.

My old dog Billy Boy was freezing a lot in the winter time, so I was thinking that I should knit him a sweater. There was a lot of thinking involved before I could begin. What colors to use, what model and so on. I had a hard time deciding what colors to use. I couldn’t decide, so it went as it did. Black and yellow stripes…

Mrs Lifecruisers dog in stripes

He looked like a wasp in his sweater! Especially when he was running around like a maniac.

I remember the first time I should put it on him, it was hard work because I couldn’t stop laughing. I was giggling so much that I had problems to do anything, even to breathe.

At first he thought it was strange to have it on, but I actually think that he liked it - except from the fact that he didn’t like that I was laughing at him all the time.

Mrs Lifecruisers dog shits

I couldn’t resist to take a photo of him when he was doing his poo duty - oh, boy was he grumpy on me for that! His face expression said it all, throwing very angry eyes at me.

Once I saw something very interesting in his poo. It’s true, honest. I saw something black. Yes, I took a wooden stick to poke around in it. I’m a icky person, I know, but also very curious. So are you, so I’m sure that you want to know what it was. It was a black plastic bag for dog poo! He had swallow a whole bag without my notice. Probably because I also used to have dog candy in it…

Poor dog, having such an awful owner. He had to live through a lot of strange stuff that dog…. But he also had a good life I can assure you. Never alone at home, always with us.

It was not just me that did laugh at him - every one that was passing us did laugh at us or smile, so I guess I did a good deed there, making people happy…

Cruise list: Sisiggy, Mrhaney, Musthava Sheet, Happy and Blue, Sharlet, and Miss Ass.Lifecruiser.

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  1. Miss Ass.Lifecruiser said:

    okey…as long as you are telling us about and showing pic. on the dog doing #2… I’m just getting a bit worried…do NOT wont to see the same kind of pic. and storys about Mr.Lifecruiser..poor thing!!!

    February 10th, 2006 at 11:23 am

  2. Lifecruiser said:

    You’ll never know with me ;-)

    Nah… that maybe is to go too far….

    February 10th, 2006 at 12:25 pm

  3. sharlet said:

    So cute!!! No, you’re not a bad owner, you did knit him a sweater after all! :) That shows you care for him!

    I love dogs, and if I had time (I’m seldom at home) I would keep one again. I used to have a dog. My father got him for me when I was very young, and we grew up together. I loved him very much. He died when he was 15. I still think about him sometimes and cry.

    February 10th, 2006 at 4:41 pm

  4. Mrs Lifecruiser said:

    Yes, it’s the same for me, sharlet. Well, maybe sometime later it will be suitable to have one….

    February 10th, 2006 at 6:04 pm

  5. Happy and Blue said:

    I think he was just so grateful for the sweater that he swallowed the poo bag to save you having to pick it up..

    February 10th, 2006 at 11:07 pm

  6. Musthava Sheet said:

    Nice woolly jumper, please knit me one.

    Also can you please send me your new camera when you get it, I will look after it for you, honest!

    POO! Reminds me of my Mum and Dads cat many years ago, A long gold string started to come out of it’s bottom and my Dad pulled it, and pulled it, and pulled it until it was over a foot long, he then let go and it pinged back on to the cats backside much to the cats annoyance!

    It turned out that he had eaten the gold elastic string form a big box of chocolates and we had to wait all day for it to come out…. lovely!

    February 11th, 2006 at 1:36 am

  7. mrhaney said:

    he does look like a bee. you should have given him wings and then took a photo. that is a funny picture though.

    February 11th, 2006 at 7:07 am

  8. Mrs Lifecruiser said:

    H and B:
    Sounds very truthful, after all, he was a very smart, wellbehaved dog… I don’t think that it had nothing to do with the fact that he was very greedy…

    Dear Musthava:
    It’s not a Must to Have all Shit you see you know *lol*. Besides that, there is a very long que to get hold of this trendy sweater from me, so well, I guess that you have to wait for about ten years or so. And then it will not be trendy any more.
    About my new baby camera: it has arrived safety yesterday and I’m not letting it go for a second here - just go off every second!!! (It is a big and heavy baby though!)
    And the truly wonderful Golden string Poo storyn, that is a real golden nugget, just lovely. Especially since I read this just before breakfast… and totally is vizualizing it all the time…

    mrhaney:
    Yes, I should have done that, but I was a little bit more modest when I was younger, had it been today it had been a fact!

    February 11th, 2006 at 10:09 am

  9. sisiggy said:

    At least there’s not a picture of you poking the poo! (which sounds like a fun party game….at a really bad party…)

    February 11th, 2006 at 2:34 pm

  10. Mrs Lifecruiser said:

    Ha ha, sisiggy, that would have been a sight yes! But how do I now, maybe some nice (?) neighbour took some photo of the maniac poking around…
    *scary thought*

    February 11th, 2006 at 3:15 pm

  11. lifecruiser.org » Going bald part three said:

    […] I’ve now started a treatment with iron pills, we’ll see how it goes, since it’s easy to react on the pills. I also have to leave a sample of my..hm…sorry I have to say it - don’t picture it *lol*… feces, so they can look after blood in it. So now you know what I’m doing for the moment *laughing*. So now I’m not only have poked around in my dogs poo but my own too… […]

    March 29th, 2006 at 10:39 pm

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